Males and Females

[PhlegethonVeins]

http://www.okcupid.com/profile/just4notherguy

My friend messaged this dude, HAS to be a troll account, that guy is an IRL LL Bean Boyfriend.

"This user restricts their profile to OkCupid members only. Sign in or create an account."

Daaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwww.

 

[damnromulans]

My self-summary
Frequent-enough athlete. Unpretentious academic. 80's pop revivalist. Non-foodie food enthusiast. Closet musician. Opportunistic humorist. Purveyor of fine playlists.

(Also: The screen name above is "just another guy"...not "just 4 another guy". The first option was taken...so I took the next best thing...just to confuse you.)

 

[monoxide_child]

Now my side bitch my main bitch 'cuz my main ho ain't feelin' me no mo'.

 

[monoxide_child]

no, I'm not paying for a hooker

maybe this^^ is your problem here

 

[CF87]

I don't see why someone would want to pay for a hooker. Unless they were 16 years old or something.

 

[monoxide_child]

I don't see why someone would want to pay for a hooker. Unless they were 16 years old or something.

ask Aug to explain it

 

[The Ozzman]

I thought this chick was so fucking hot, she is now my background on my digital console on my Honda.

 

[whiskey funeral]

Whores.

 

[The Ozzman]

Whores.

Your face

 

[Master_Yoda77]

Yeah, I'm a fan as well. Cute chicks in glasses? Insta boner.

 

[The Ozzman]

So I had a date set for tomorrow and she cancelled on me tonight. She said that her friend's brother committed suicide.

Not sure if srs or elaborate ruse. I had a feeling she was going to cancel so it wasn't surprising, just disappointing.

 

[Balls McHoolihan]

Whores.

What guy isn't a whore? Or, a whore-wannabe.

 

[PhlegethonVeins]

I'd hit it.

 

[King Richard]

http://www.okcupid.com/profile/just4notherguy

My friend messaged this dude, HAS to be a troll account, that guy is an IRL LL Bean Boyfriend.

That guy sounds like the most boring and unoriginal person of all time.

 

[The Butt]

Jeremy, this time theres barely any emotional attachment so if things go sour, nbd. lol.

Whores.

Whores! Fornicators!

 

[whiskey funeral]

I'd hit it.

That dude slightly resembles Ryan Gosling. Not bad looking at all.

 

[The Butt]

That dude slightly resembles Ryan Gosling. Not bad looking at all.

My old math teacher taught Ryan Gosling. Fun fact.

 

[whiskey funeral]

Damn dude.

Ryan Gosling looks good, but there are many other actors I hold in higher regard than him when it comes to be sexy.

 

[SentinelSlain]

I know a guy who looks a bit like him and he's the biggest dickhead ever. He does things like make up that he's arranged a fist fight with someone over something, go there with other friends at the time and then use the none appearance of the other guy, who knows nothing about this planned "fight" as reason to call the guy a coward and a faggot. Fuck do I hate that guy. He gets girls but generally fat bitchy girls, rarely anything long lasting with any women of quality. He also spends most of his life accusing everyone who is more intelligent than him of being pretentious.

 

[damnromulans]

That guy sounds like the most boring and unoriginal person of all time.

He is a textbook LL Bean Boyfriend. He's sexy but our interests might not vibe. But who cares, as long as someone's sexy I could teach him stuff.

PP is the CUTEST, he listens to "Nordland" while he skis!