Males and Females

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why can't women just fucking reply to messages. Come the fuck on. You've already arranged to meet me, stop being gay.
 
I want to like women but they're just too annoying, irrational and evil.

Maybe if I got in a relationship with a sexually dominant woman then I would be sorted out.
 
I am a terrible person, but I'm mostly a loner. I have had female friends but they generally turn into one or two time fuckbuddies then disappear. I have a girl I'm kind of seeing. If I could just get her to lose weight she'd be perfect. She's very middle class, right wing and well spoken.
 
So you're embittered by the fact that most women don't conform to your patriarchal and chauvinistic views on sexuality and human relationships? Shocking.
 
ChromeHeart, have you ever considered the possibility that women aren't inherently evil, but that you're just a really fucked up person with ludicrous expectations? Real talk.