Males and Females

[Dak]

It's funny because it's true!

 

[The Ozzman]

I bet Kate Micucci really gets Mort's juices flowing.

Is that because she's 16?

 

[Dak]

Her head is.

 

[waif]

Seems like ladyfriend wants to take a break. I'm considering just ending things for good. I really love her, but this is the third time in 2.5 years and my heart can't take it no more. It's pretty rough, because I thought things were going better the last few weeks.

And to balance out all the rampant faggotry in this post, here's a picture of Christina Hendricks:

 

[SentinelSlain]

Queer looking or feminazi looking women aren't hot.

 

[EffigyForgotten]

 

[whiskey funeral]

Oh baby. I wanna dive right into those rolls.

 

[SentinelSlain]

Dawn French tried blonde.

 

[Dak]

m_c just came.

Edit: Hendricks is hot, and Nina Mercedez isn't faggotry.

 

[SentinelSlain]

why can't women just fucking reply to messages. Come the fuck on. You've already arranged to meet me, stop being gay.

 

[Mort Divine]

Queer looking or feminazi looking women aren't hot.

And this is why you'll never find someone.
Not because of looks preferences, but because of your misogynist approach to women in general

 

[SentinelSlain]

I've been out with loads of women.

 

[SentinelSlain]

I want to like women but they're just too annoying, irrational and evil.

Maybe if I got in a relationship with a sexually dominant woman then I would be sorted out.

 

[Mort Divine]

Jesus h Christ

 

[PhlegethonVeins]

=/

 

[Eligos]

All sympathy is lost. You're a terrible person.

Maybe the next obstacle for you is establishing a friendship with a girl.

 

[Mort Divine]

I honestly think he's the type of idiot who thinks men and women can't be just friends.

 

[Eligos]

The best part of any relationship is not the sex, it's a good friendship. Otherwise, you may as well be eating from the buffet that is the drinking public.

Why wouldn't you want that from other people?

 

[SentinelSlain]

I am a terrible person, but I'm mostly a loner. I have had female friends but they generally turn into one or two time fuckbuddies then disappear. I have a girl I'm kind of seeing. If I could just get her to lose weight she'd be perfect. She's very middle class, right wing and well spoken.

 

[Zephyrus]

So you're embittered by the fact that most women don't conform to your patriarchal and chauvinistic views on sexuality and human relationships? Shocking.