I aspire to be a teacher so I can play a father-type role in this world without having to bring any more tortured souls into the world.
I'm hoping one of my lesbian friends will ask me to donate sperm. This way I don't have to take any responsibility for the kid but can still know my bio-child is in good hands. But fuck wasting energy on a kid. Life is short and there's only so much energy to go around.
I'd like to have a couple of kids someday, but I don't plan on that happening until I'm in my 30s and financially stable. The idea of having a son who is a concert pianist/linguist/engineer is an nifty notion, but he'll probably have a Spongebob brain until he finds himself on his own.
A girl at work likes me and keeps talking to me. She friend requested me on Facebook. There are two problems with this situation:
1) She's 17 (turns 18 May 26) and is still in high school.
2) She works at the same place I do which is bad news, period.
Having said that, she has a fine, FINE ass and I am considering fucking her anyway. She's going to college this fall so she won't be working there forever.
I think Mort is jealous.
A girl at work likes me and keeps talking to me. She friend requested me on Facebook. There are two problems with this situation:
1) She's 17 (turns 18 May 26) and is still in high school.
2) She works at the same place I do which is bad news, period.
Having said that, she has a fine, FINE ass and I am considering fucking her anyway. She's going to college this fall so she won't be working there forever.
this woman^^ wants me to impregnate herand yesterday i spent a whole hour making out with a midget woman
actually
she's way hotter than the other ones
from the neck up she looks like what Jean Tripplehorn would have looked like at 10 or 12, with that whole "eternally-young-face" thing going on, she's already 29 with a bunch of people thinking she was still 14 or 15, where she's still gonna get carded when she has grandchildren
from the neck down
she's gorgeous
she's got a much smaller waist than the one that you guys said looked like "a thin person with an innertube inside her shirt" (the blue-haired boy's ex that just broke up with me)
and she's more hourglass-shaped and better proportioned than the top-heavy one with the DD tits and the buns-of-steel (the one that broke down and cried in the middle of the road about 13 months ago)
and her boobs are alot bigger than the tiny pointed tits of the girl with the facial tattoos (the one i had a one-night-stand with about a month ago)
this girl is as-sexy-as hell
Yes this is her senior picture. And no I never said she was the hottest girl in the world.
The King always delivers.
Mathiäs;10607872 said:I hope that works out for you but I would prepare for the worst. I've been in that situation and was strung along and along and along, and it was awful. The bitch was too attached to her bf even though their relationship sucked.
Give me an ass shot, none of this bullshit senior prom face and no tna stuff. She looks like a country cunt TBH.
A girl at work likes me and keeps talking to me. She friend requested me on Facebook. There are two problems with this situation:
1) She's 17 (turns 18 May 26) and is still in high school.
2) She works at the same place I do which is bad news, period.
Having said that, she has a fine, FINE ass and I am considering fucking her anyway. She's going to college this fall so she won't be working there forever.