Males and Females

[Dak]

#waitforamortexplosion

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Today at work one of my girl friends asked if I wanted to join her and her boyfriend in the bedroom. Apparently he's bi, and wants to suck my dick. The girl is totally cute and apparently a freak, so I'm leaning towards doing it.

What does he look like?

 

[Nephilim96]

Today at work one of my girl friends asked if I wanted to join her and her boyfriend in the bedroom. Apparently he's bi, and wants to suck my dick. The girl is totally cute and apparently a freak, so I'm leaning towards doing it.

You know putting your dick in a man's mouth makes YOU gay, right? /Cartman logic

Seriously tho, Pics(of her)?

 

[Krow]

I see Mort make those overly sensitive, everyone is equal posts and I cant help but think he types that shit out then makes sure his girlfriend reads it and is all "See I believe everyone in the world is equal and everything should be fair and I stand up for everyone, so you should definitely suck my dick right now."

Also, jesus fucking christ would a girl have to be gorgeous to get me to consider letting her boyfriend suck my dick.

 

[Serjeant Grumbles]

I'm open to the idea.

 

[Mort Divine]

I see Mort make those overly sensitive, everyone is equal posts and I cant help but think he types that shit out then makes sure his girlfriend reads it and is all "See I believe everyone in the world is equal and everything should be fair and I stand up for everyone, so you should definitely suck my dick right now."

 

[SentinelSlain]

I do? That's news to me.

All through the night, no one even knows her.

 

[monoxide_child]

Today at work one of my girl friends asked if I wanted to join her and her boyfriend in the bedroom. Apparently he's bi, and wants to suck my dick. The girl is totally cute and apparently a freak, so I'm leaning towards doing it.

just go do it already and tell us how it went

 

[crimsonfloyd]

I see Mort make those overly sensitive, everyone is equal posts and I cant help but think he types that shit out then makes sure his girlfriend reads it and is all "See I believe everyone in the world is equal and everything should be fair and I stand up for everyone, so you should definitely suck my dick right now."

Post of the month!

 

[monoxide_child]

Also, jesus fucking christ would a girl have to be gorgeous to get me to consider letting her boyfriend suck my dick.

i'm sure a guy's mouth would feel the same as a girl's mouth, right?? just blindfold yourself first

 

[Onder]

i'm sure a guy's mouth would feel the same as a girl's mouth, right?? just blindfold yourself first

Yeah it does.





...oh wait.

 

[monoxide_child]

Yeah it does.





...oh wait.

@ Onder
i only just now found out this site existed
http://www.girllookslikeabitch.com/

did you click on this link yet??

 

[Onder]

did you click on this link yet??

Oh I missed that. Is there a deeper message than some guys whining about not getting any? Because I can do that myself, all day. A girl just texted me saying she didn't see any reason for this all and I was like, what do you mean, like, everything?

Why doesn't she suck my cock?

 

[monoxide_child]

Oh I missed that. Is there a deeper message than some guys whining about not getting any??

i don't think so
i think the site is just a bunch of guys bitching about girls being bitches

 

[Onder]

i don't think so
i think the site is just a bunch of guys bitching about girls being bitches

The girl just messaged me that she's unsuccessfully searching for the meaning of life. I think she should search for my dong kong because she would find that very easily.

I was at the pub few days back and when I went to the toilet to pee in the pisoir the bartender came quietly from behind and took a picture of my cock. Then he showed it to people at the pub and everybody laughed. Be sure I wouldn't be bitching about it if this cutie wanted to see it because it would be much bigger than on that picture.

Fucking camera phones.

 

[whiskey funeral]

I'm still confused as to why straight men on this board would let another man suck their dicks.

 

[Onder]

I'm still confused as to why straight men on this board would let another man suck their dicks.

Because they don't have a woman to do it, confused mom.

EDIT: I had a dream about some dude sucking my D like three days back and I woke up terrified but boy was my D was ready for action. :-/

 

[monoxide_child]

I'm still confused as to why straight men on this board would let another man suck their dicks.

maybe it's because gay men are better at sucking dick than women are

 

[whiskey funeral]

Do you know this from personal experience, m_c?

 

[Mort Divine]

I'm still confused as to why straight men on this board would let another man suck their dicks.

Sexuality is not a rigid thing like Western society tends to think.