Males and Females

[Master_Yoda77]

In other news, I was with a girl two days back. She wanted to have a beer so we visited a few pubs and then she dragged me into some shitty dirty bar where I didn't really want to go. There I realized she was only doing that because there was some boy she wanted to fuck and she immediately started a conversation with him so I stood there for like ten minutes waiting because I didn't know anybody there and then I left. She didn't even fucking blink.

She has a good quality of ass and legs, probably a nice pussy too. People say her boobies are cute which I trust without limitation. She once told me she would never sleep with me because I was trying shit but we kissed few times when she was drunk. This time she made me angry so I doubt I will repeat similar encounter. I would have to be completely insured about her giving me head or letting me tongue her holes.

The probability of that is, however, scarce. She sent me some apologetic words today. She used a triple dot after every sentence. They were of short length. It's not words that matter though, it's the acts. The missing contact, in this case. The contact of my hand with her goods.

Just get that bitch to buy you a few beers next time and then cunt-punch her for being a cunt.

 

[whiskey funeral]

I was going to say something equally as harsh but then realized assholes here would call me a woman hating bitch or something. Whatever. Ya'll don't know me.

 

[Onder]

Just get that bitch to buy you a few beers next time and then cunt-punch her for being a cunt.

I would be greatly entertained by the possibility of sticking a hand between her legs. I think this would work out if she remained apologetic and wanted to meet me again. She didn't answer me asking if she fucked the guy which probably means she did because she's a whore.

 

[Onder]

I was going to say something equally as harsh but then realized assholes here would call me a woman hating bitch or something. Whatever. Ya'll don't know me.

Women hating is fine, just don't say the word "tranny", it makes Mort cry.

 

[Onder]

The crazy girl doesn't reply to my messages probably because she asked me what I was if not a lady-friend of hers and I said I didn't give any fucking shit. She doesn't like me swearing, what a baffled bitchcunt.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

Gurl who got me beer wants me to "cuuuuuuuum" with her to get coffee. Bitch better pay.

 

[King Richard]

Be sure to fetch her the proper cream for her coffee. WINK WINK

Actually fuck that, if that bish puts cream in her coffee I'd tell her to fuck off. How dare she ruin a perfectly brewed cup of coffee with that tainted, vile liquid.

 

[Dak]

That's almost ban worthy stupidity. If it was an attempt at a joke that's even worse.

 

[King Richard]

ur face is banworthy

(yes I know EF's post got deleted bro, calm down)

 

[Mort Divine]

Women hating is fine, just don't say the word "tranny", it makes Mort cry.

I have often expressed my displeasure with the blatant misogyny that goes on here and in most metal communities. I don't know how my disapproval of transphobia would indicate an approval of hating women...

 

[Dak]

Because you fap to cartoon images of idealized/nonexistent feminine forms.

 

[rms]

Um, well, I'm one of those types of people. I fuck all kinds of girls and I'm pretty proud of it and I'm totally self-respecting. I don't need it to boost my ego or anything. Sex is just fun, especially when you find someone who enjoys it equally. People put pussy on a pedestal and make it out to be more than it is which causes dumbfucks to get all ALPHA BRO on you and others, apparently like you, who became insanely judgmental to the innocent ones who just like having fun.

We already went over this, you do it to make you feel better..just own up to it

 

[King Richard]

We already went over this, you do it to make you feel better..just own up to it

No, I don't actually. I'd prefer to have a steady girlfriend than have to fornicate with multiple girls, it's too much work.

 

[Mort Divine]

Because you fap to cartoon images of idealized/nonexistent feminine forms.

I actually don't, but okay.

 

[Matt]

Like Rich, I am also extremely promiscuous, and the only reason why is that I have an almost insatiable sex drive. I would love to find a main bitch, hopefully it happens soon.

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

I actually don't, but okay.

Not the point. You support images of idealized/nonexistent feminine forms.

 

[EffigyForgotten]

I actually don't, but okay.

Then get rid of the retarded avatar/GIF's

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Then get rid of the retarded avatar/GIF's

Didn't you have a giant gif of some girl deepthroating a footlong dildo at one point?

 

[Dak]

Being a manwhore makes it hard to find a main bitch.

 

[Matt]

That's true, but it hasn't really been a barrier before. Just haven't really entered the dating scene again yet.