Males and Females

[monoxide_child]

-Celtic-pale, like the kinda white that burns instead of tans

-blue or pure-green eyes

-"hour-glass-figure"
as in huge-boobs (natural)
small-ish-waist
wide-as hell bones-in-the hip
a lot of junk-in-the-trunk

-short hair, something like this http://s2.hubimg.com/u/266589_f520.jpg

-blue/green/purple hair, i want the girl who wakes up and suddenly realizes that she can't remember what the hell her natural hair color is

-full-color (blood-red/fiery-orange/gold) tats (black-&-white "pepper-shading" tattoos look like crap, and look masculine when on a female)

-lots of facial piercings

-refusing to do "traditional look"

-want gainfully employed girl, working as forklift operator/stocking/telemarketing/tattoo-&-piercing shop/hot topic
you know, the kind of job where tats on hands and neck and facial piercings and blue hair are totally acceptable

-superhero dork

-Juggallette

-nice and sweet in public but dominatrix in bedroom

-girl who has "street smarts" but the kind of girl that would never think about going to college in a million years

-definately liberal, as liberal as possible in fact

-the specific kind of southern accent that would be as-annoying-as-hell if coming out of the mouth of a male

-definately atheist or maybe pagan

-somewhere between 5 feet and 6 feet (barefoot) and willing to wear heels

-ultra-feminine hands

-girl who understands that when i go to sleep "i stay asleep until i get hungry" and who is willing to give me "breakfast-in-bed" even if it's just setting a box of Cheez-its on my chest

-girl who makes enough money to financialy support any kids that she/we might have

-girl who will teach her kids the story of "the Christians on the beach" http://www.ultimatemetal.com/forum/10479175-post2.html

girl who perfectly fits this discription^^ is big bulky pregnant (7 months) and hanging out with me today

 

[EffigyForgotten]

Sounds horrible.

 

[EffigyForgotten]

If she's willing to do this "girl who understands that when i go to sleep "i stay asleep until i get hungry" and who is willing to give me "breakfast-in-bed" even if it's just setting a box of Cheez-its on my chest" doesn't that mean she would have to sleep on the cave floor with a bunch of creepy men?

 

[monoxide_child]

If you feel bad then why the fuck would you do something like that? You talk about shit like this all the time, maybe you should stop being a dickhead and actually get some real female contact.

I'm interested to see where this go's if you're actually serious, she breaks up him with because she THINKS he was cheating on her, because of you. If I was that guy I would punch you in the fucking nuts.

this^^

seriously
a chick breaking up with her guy because of something you said??

unless you think that guy is a treating her really really badly and you were trying to help her "escape an abusive relationship"
you should feel really guilty about this

 

[EffigyForgotten]

Lol I said go's

 

[monoxide_child]

If she's willing to do this "girl who understands that when i go to sleep "i stay asleep until i get hungry" and who is willing to give me "breakfast-in-bed" even if it's just setting a box of Cheez-its on my chest" doesn't that mean she would have to sleep on the cave floor with a bunch of creepy men?

first
pregnant juggalette's not dating me
her and the father of her fetus are still an item

second
there are 2 females living in the cave with us guys

 

[Zephyrus]

She says I had nothing to do with it though, still feel bad though.

What it seems to be is that she was already thinking this way and you simply articulated her own preexisting anxieties and validated them. If anything you helped her stop being indecisive.

 

[Mort Divine]

People who refer to women as females in a non-biological context always come off as super douchey

 

[EffigyForgotten]

Well am I a douche so good observation Mort.

 

[EffigyForgotten]

second
there are 2 females living in the cave with us guys

Pics of them sleeping?

 

[monoxide_child]

Pics of them sleeping?

no
haven't been able to use my camera yet

the guy using the camera is this guy

https://www.facebook.com/#!/bret.youknowwhoavich?fref=ts

 

[Eligos]

People who refer to women as females in a non-biological context always come off as super douchey

Hey Mort do you remember when I expressed this same thing and had to deal with flak over it for about 3 or 4 months?

 

[Mort Divine]

I don't specifically, but I wouldn't be surprised

 

[Zephyrus]

Hey Mort do you remember when I expressed this same thing and had to deal with flak over it for about 3 or 4 months?

http://www.ultimatemetal.com/forum/gmd-social-forum/592978-petition-have-females-censored-gmd.html

 

[whiskey funeral]

Um...really?

As a female, I don't mind being referred to as such. It's much than being called other things, like the "c" word for example.

 

[Eligos]

I even had to hear about that thread in person at MDF '10.

 

[monoxide_child]

http://www.google.com/#output=searc...661,d.aWc&fp=e20a34a9644e4d30&biw=792&bih=425

 

[Nephilim96]

no
haven't been able to use my camera yet

the guy using the camera is this guy

https://www.facebook.com/#!/bret.youknowwhoavich?fref=ts

Don't forget, post pictures of the cave when you get a chance!

 

[-CC-]

http://www.ultimatemetal.com/forum/gmd-social-forum/592978-petition-have-females-censored-gmd.html

I had conveniently forgotten about that thread. Did you have to bring it up again?

 

[monoxide_child]

Don't forget, post pictures of the cave when you get a chance!

yes
ofcourse
prolly won't be till the middle of next week though

in the meantime
here's a pic of Kate Upton