Males and Females

[Master_Yoda77]

I want to get a petition going where all "females" are referred to as "slam pieces."

 

[monoxide_child]

I want to get a petition going where all "females" are referred to as "slam pieces."

 

[monoxide_child]

I still haven't put my cock in any female holes yet.

Does that imply you've put it in male holes?

 

[Funerary_Doom]

I like it black like Funerary_Doom.

I kind of want to sig this.

 

[Matt]

I'm trying to get with a nice slam piece tonight. She's playing hard to get, and I don't put up with that shit so it might not happen.

 

[Der Morgenstern]

Yo, where all the cunts at?

 

[damnromulans]

Please, use "slampig" or "slamhog," "slampiece" is vulgar.

 

[Eligos]

Gonna talk to my slampiece about commitment tonight. She's been giving me 10% for weeks now and it's time for her to either nut up or pack up. She's not acting like the inspiring person I met in March, and is not communicating with me at all, so I spend a decent hour or two of a given day completely unsure of where we stand.

We're both planning on going to this party our friend is throwing tonight, but if she decides to turn and run, I'll just stay home and write music.

 

[Dak]

I'm trying to get with a nice slam piece tonight. She's playing hard to get, and I don't put up with that shit so it might not happen.

GATA DONT PLAY DAT

 

[Onder]

I would like to go see some new slam pieces today but I don't know any. Those that still talk to me are pretty shitty and don't want my D.

EDIT: Oh and last week I promised myself not to hunt those shitty slam pieces.

 

[monoxide_child]

watched a woman wash her cervix with hand sanitizer

 

[Nephilim96]

watched a woman wash her cervix with hand sanitizer

Good to know!

 

[Der Morgenstern]

Slam piece wanted to go for dinner tonight and has now flaked out. That's the end of dealing with that slam piece.

 

[The Butt]

Going camping with the slam piece this weekend.

 

[damnromulans]

Went to a Jewish wedding with slampiece and he was the only guy big and strong enough to be of any use in the chair hoisting. I felt like a proud mama.

 

[Eligos]

Trying to sort out whether it's worth my time to stay committed to a slam piece that I only get to see or hear from once a week, if that.

 

[The Butt]

I like how we've adopted slam piece as terminology here, I like that.

 

[Matt]

I've got a slam piece in the works too. Hoping this one ends up working out, kinda tired of being single.

Trying to sort out whether it's worth my time to stay committed to a slam piece that I only get to see or hear from once a week, if that.

It doesn't really sound like she's committed to you if hear from her that little.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

I like how we've adopted slam piece as terminology here, I like that.

Yeah, I'm glad as well.

So, trying to get with this slam piece, but she's too busy and when she wants to chill I'm always fucking busy. Fuck.

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

Stoya's face kills me.