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Haha. Sex does indeed work up a mighty fine appetite but I find myself to be almost totally incapacitated after a fine romp with the slam piece.
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Haha. Sex does indeed work up a mighty fine appetite but I find myself to be almost totally incapacitated after a fine romp with the slam piece.
Master_Yoda77
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Eligos
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Slam piece is not reserved for the fairer sex in this thread, just interested parties pursuing something more than friendship.
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Haha. This is quite a rarity in the news. Usually there's boring shit about corruption in our government. But there was recently a trial with a guy who shot a gypsy with a fucking crossbow. A bolt to the head. It's usually the other way around so people in front of the court were supporting that dude with banners and shit. People always cheer up whenever there's some violence on gypsies.
Master_Yoda77
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I like it better that way, though. I don't want to think of men as possible slam pieces. Yoda is not a slam piece.
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whiskey funeral
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But, I'm straight. Also, damnromulans used the term a page or so back and she likes penis too. So shh.
viewerfromnihil
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Haha. This is quite a rarity in the news. Usually there's boring shit about corruption in our government. But there was recently a trial with a guy who shot a gypsy with a fucking crossbow. A bolt to the head. It's usually the other way around so people in front of the court were supporting that dude with banners and shit. People always cheer up whenever there's some violence on gypsies.
There was a hooker who got shot with a crossbow across the street from where I used to work a couple of years back.
I was simply jesting. I had originally thought we were only using that term for women, so when women start using that term, it pissed me off, because in no way should women have equal rights. Nope, they shouldn't even be allowed to speak. So shh.
/anti-Mort :Smokedev:
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Bow and arrow vs. Drone Missile?
I parted ways with my slam piece of late. She handled it like she's been handling everything lately, with cold indifference, and murmured assumptions about things she needs to change about herself. I told her she knew what she was getting into, that I'd been honest about what I have to offer, and that if she finds herself in better circumstances, I'm willing to give her a second shot a ways down the road.
But for now I don't want to talk to her. And I'm probably gonna take a break from her particular branch of our tree of friends for a while too.
I parted ways with my slam piece of late. She handled it like she's been handling everything lately, with cold indifference, and murmured assumptions about things she needs to change about herself. I told her she knew what she was getting into, that I'd been honest about what I have to offer, and that if she finds herself in better circumstances, I'm willing to give her a second shot a ways down the road.
But for now I don't want to talk to her. And I'm probably gonna take a break from her particular branch of our tree of friends for a while too.
STOP DATING YOUR FRIENDS SERIOUSLY IT NEVER EVER WORKS OUT AND THEN IT MAKES SHIT AWKWARD FOR THE REST OF US SERIOUSLY AUGH
I don't really like to cuddle after making the congress of the manatee - I am more of the "that was great now make me a sandwich" type. Or "I'm going to sleep for 8 hours without peeing and probably get a UTI"
I don't really like to cuddle after making the congress of the manatee - I am more of the "that was great now make me a sandwich" type. Or "I'm going to sleep for 8 hours without peeing and probably get a UTI"
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I wouldn't have dated her if my friends didn't recommend it. They all handle the situation quite well and our group's kinda got its own history as a dating pool, but there's very little resentment between old flames and I've never seen it go beyond the occasional wise crack.
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