Males and Females

[Eligos]

My usual pattern is dinner and drinks, followed by a 2-3 hour romp, then a frozen desert and an ice cold beverage, then another 2-3 hours.

It helps to stretch before as well, if you're into what I'm into.

 

[KafkaX]

I just have sex with food. Brings a whole new level of excitement to banging.

 

[AllShallFall]

 

[Onder]

In the buff
Being rude
Doing stuff
With the food
Getting lewd
With his food
We heard that's what you are into

 

[Eligos]

Best episode of that season:

 

[The Butt]

Hehehe I'm just joking! My #1 rule of relationships is bang before dinner.

Lol. There was no banging before dinner, but it was a mighty fine poutine.

 

[Nephilim96]

My usual pattern is dinner and drinks, followed by a 2-3 hour romp, then a frozen desert and an ice cold beverage, then another 2-3 hours.

It helps to stretch before as well, if you're into what I'm into.

What are you into?

 

[Eligos]

The Tantric practice of liberation.

 

[unknown]

I've always found pastrami to be the most erotic of the cured meats

 

[Eligos]

Not prosciutto?

 

[crimsonfloyd]

I've always found pastrami to be the most erotic of the cured meats

+1

 

[Serjeant Grumbles]

I've always found pastrami to be the most erotic of the cured meats

You must be circumcised if you would say that.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

And you must not be a Seinfeld fan.

 

[Serjeant Grumbles]

I've watched Seinfeld from time to time. I'm just not an expert on it.

 

[KafkaX]

The Tantric practice of liberation.

You fuckin hippie lol

 

[unknown]

to be fair I did slightly botch the quote. it's supposed to be "the most sensuous of the salted meats"

but still...lots of fail in these posts

 

[Eligos]

I never got into Seinfeld.

 

[damnromulans]

I just have sex with food. Brings a whole new level of excitement to banging.

I'll bet there's a lot to be said for filling your ass with a couple zucchinis or cucumbers and plowing into a spaghetti squash...

 

[Eligos]

You fuckin hippie lol

It's actually pretty great. And the ladies love it (usually).

 

[Onder]

Meat is erotic. I read a police report two days back on some dude in a smaller czech city that was masturbating in front of a butcher's. Well they didn't know if it was the girls in the shop or the meat they were selling. When the police arrived he tried to hide the boner but there was no use. They had his fucking number.