Males and Females

[damnromulans]

Nothing makes me feel sexier than clogged arteries...

 

[The Butt]

I'm a fat slob, what can I say. :V

 

[damnromulans]

Hehehe I'm just joking! My #1 rule of relationships is bang before dinner.

 

[AllShallFall]

^Well how about bang DURING dinner?

Adds a whole new level of excitement to sex.

 

[Eligos]

My usual pattern is dinner and drinks, followed by a 2-3 hour romp, then a frozen desert and an ice cold beverage, then another 2-3 hours.

It helps to stretch before as well, if you're into what I'm into.

 

[KafkaX]

I just have sex with food. Brings a whole new level of excitement to banging.

 

[AllShallFall]

 

[Onder]

In the buff
Being rude
Doing stuff
With the food
Getting lewd
With his food
We heard that's what you are into

 

[Eligos]

Best episode of that season:

 

[The Butt]

Hehehe I'm just joking! My #1 rule of relationships is bang before dinner.

Lol. There was no banging before dinner, but it was a mighty fine poutine.

 

[Nephilim96]

My usual pattern is dinner and drinks, followed by a 2-3 hour romp, then a frozen desert and an ice cold beverage, then another 2-3 hours.

It helps to stretch before as well, if you're into what I'm into.

What are you into?

 

[Eligos]

The Tantric practice of liberation.

 

[unknown]

I've always found pastrami to be the most erotic of the cured meats

 

[Eligos]

Not prosciutto?

 

[crimsonfloyd]

I've always found pastrami to be the most erotic of the cured meats

+1

 

[Serjeant Grumbles]

I've always found pastrami to be the most erotic of the cured meats

You must be circumcised if you would say that.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

And you must not be a Seinfeld fan.

 

[Serjeant Grumbles]

I've watched Seinfeld from time to time. I'm just not an expert on it.

 

[KafkaX]

The Tantric practice of liberation.

You fuckin hippie lol

 

[unknown]

to be fair I did slightly botch the quote. it's supposed to be "the most sensuous of the salted meats"

but still...lots of fail in these posts