Males and Females

[Eligos]

I never got into Seinfeld.

 

[damnromulans]

I just have sex with food. Brings a whole new level of excitement to banging.

I'll bet there's a lot to be said for filling your ass with a couple zucchinis or cucumbers and plowing into a spaghetti squash...

 

[Eligos]

You fuckin hippie lol

It's actually pretty great. And the ladies love it (usually).

 

[Onder]

Meat is erotic. I read a police report two days back on some dude in a smaller czech city that was masturbating in front of a butcher's. Well they didn't know if it was the girls in the shop or the meat they were selling. When the police arrived he tried to hide the boner but there was no use. They had his fucking number.

 

[whiskey funeral]

Hehehe I'm just joking! My #1 rule of relationships is bang before dinner.

Haha. Sex does indeed work up a mighty fine appetite but I find myself to be almost totally incapacitated after a fine romp with the slam piece.

 

[Nephilim96]

You're lesbian???

 

[Master_Yoda77]

Meat is erotic. I read a police report two days back on some dude in a smaller czech city that was masturbating in front of a butcher's. Well they didn't know if it was the girls in the shop or the meat they were selling. When the police arrived he tried to hide the boner but there was no use. They had his fucking number.

Only in Czech.

 

[Eligos]

Slam piece is not reserved for the fairer sex in this thread, just interested parties pursuing something more than friendship.

 

[Onder]

Only in Czech.

Haha. This is quite a rarity in the news. Usually there's boring shit about corruption in our government. But there was recently a trial with a guy who shot a gypsy with a fucking crossbow. A bolt to the head. It's usually the other way around so people in front of the court were supporting that dude with banners and shit. People always cheer up whenever there's some violence on gypsies.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

Haha your country rules. Meanwhile in the US...

 

[KafkaX]

A fucking crossbow? Fool is gangster.

 

[Onder]

That dude looks like the typical "you stand on my property - I whip my crossbow out" kind of guy.

 

[SentinelSlain]

The roma thing is endless.

 

[Nephilim96]

Slam piece is not reserved for the fairer sex in this thread, just interested parties pursuing something more than friendship.

I like it better that way, though. I don't want to think of men as possible slam pieces. Yoda is not a slam piece.

 

[Eligos]

Then you're a sexist.

 

[whiskey funeral]

I like it better that way, though. I don't want to think of men as possible slam pieces. Yoda is not a slam piece.

But, I'm straight. Also, damnromulans used the term a page or so back and she likes penis too. So shh.

 

[viewerfromnihil]

Haha. This is quite a rarity in the news. Usually there's boring shit about corruption in our government. But there was recently a trial with a guy who shot a gypsy with a fucking crossbow. A bolt to the head. It's usually the other way around so people in front of the court were supporting that dude with banners and shit. People always cheer up whenever there's some violence on gypsies.

There was a hooker who got shot with a crossbow across the street from where I used to work a couple of years back.

 

[-CC-]

It's only a matter of time before Obama takes away all our crossbows.

 

[Nephilim96]

But, I'm straight. Also, damnromulans used the term a page or so back and she likes penis too. So shh.

I was simply jesting. I had originally thought we were only using that term for women, so when women start using that term, it pissed me off, because in no way should women have equal rights. Nope, they shouldn't even be allowed to speak. So shh.

/anti-Mort :Smokedev:

 

[The Butt]

^ I lol'd like a fucker, simply for the fact that we need some confrontation/opposition here, GMD Social's gone soft lately.