Males and Females

Been dating a girl for about a month now, and shit's getting pretty serious. I don't mind though because she's hot, has double F's with a skinny body frame, and she's a squirter. I've never had sex with a squirter before, and I don't think I can go back. It's just miles hotter. My only concern is that she seems overly attached to me after such a short time of dating. She is basically an inch away from dropping the L-Bomb already and I'm terrified of that moment. To make matters worse, I had to leave fairly promptly after having sex one morning (which I had already told her), and she started crying, saying that it hurt her feelings. Am I blinded by the squirts? Or is this normal? I just hope I'm not dealing with a crazy one.
 
-CyanideChrist- said:
Been dating a girl for about a month now, and shit's getting pretty serious. I don't mind though because she's hot, has double F's with a skinny body frame, and she's a squirter. I've never had sex with a squirter before, and I don't think I can go back. It's just miles hotter. My only concern is that she seems overly attached to me after such a short time of dating. She is basically an inch away from dropping the L-Bomb already and I'm terrified of that moment. To make matters worse, I had to leave fairly promptly after having sex one morning (which I had already told her), and she started crying, saying that it hurt her feelings. Am I blinded by the squirts? Or is this normal? I just hope I'm not dealing with a crazy one.
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It sounds like you do mind the "getting serious" and are blinded by the squirts. Also crying is normal if she is like, PMSing or something, but probably not otherwise.

Also I think everyone is a squirter if you drink enough water beforehand, just saying
 
-CyanideChrist- said:
Been dating a girl for about a month now, and shit's getting pretty serious. I don't mind though because she's hot, has double F's with a skinny body frame, and she's a squirter. I've never had sex with a squirter before, and I don't think I can go back. It's just miles hotter. My only concern is that she seems overly attached to me after such a short time of dating. She is basically an inch away from dropping the L-Bomb already and I'm terrified of that moment. To make matters worse, I had to leave fairly promptly after having sex one morning (which I had already told her), and she started crying, saying that it hurt her feelings. Am I blinded by the squirts? Or is this normal? I just hope I'm not dealing with a crazy one.
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You're not allowed to be scared of commitment if she's beautiful.
 
Plenty of girls get attached fast. The one I'm with now dropped the L bomb two weeks in. Granted, she's insane and I didn't reciprocate for a while.
 
-CyanideChrist- said:
Been dating a girl for about a month now, and shit's getting pretty serious. I don't mind though because she's hot, has double F's with a skinny body frame, and she's a squirter. I've never had sex with a squirter before, and I don't think I can go back. It's just miles hotter. My only concern is that she seems overly attached to me after such a short time of dating. She is basically an inch away from dropping the L-Bomb already and I'm terrified of that moment. To make matters worse, I had to leave fairly promptly after having sex one morning (which I had already told her), and she started crying, saying that it hurt her feelings. Am I blinded by the squirts? Or is this normal? I just hope I'm not dealing with a crazy one.
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Uh, yeah, you better lay the law down my friend, otherwise you're going to just be another guy who lost his soul.
 
Yeah I rescind my analysis, normal protocol for early-on in a relationship/dating situation is "never let him see you cry" not "guilt him into staying with you by crying"
 
You don't wanna be perceived as taking a step backwards in the relationship though, she'd probably freak the fuck out if that were the case.
 
Perhaps I should have mentioned she cried the morning after having taken molly, so that could explain things.

damnromulans said:
Also I think everyone is a squirter if you drink enough water beforehand, just saying
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Not on this level. She squirts deciliters to the slightest touch. Although she could be hyponatremic, but I've barely seen her drink.

Mathiäs;10666155 said:
You don't wanna be perceived as taking a step backwards in the relationship though, she'd probably freak the fuck out if that were the case.
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This. I'll just slow things down.
 
-CyanideChrist- said:
Been dating a girl for about a month now, and shit's getting pretty serious. I don't mind though because she's hot, has double F's with a skinny body frame, and she's a squirter. I've never had sex with a squirter before, and I don't think I can go back. It's just miles hotter. My only concern is that she seems overly attached to me after such a short time of dating. She is basically an inch away from dropping the L-Bomb already and I'm terrified of that moment. To make matters worse, I had to leave fairly promptly after having sex one morning (which I had already told her), and she started crying, saying that it hurt her feelings. Am I blinded by the squirts? Or is this normal? I just hope I'm not dealing with a crazy one.
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So you have the potential to bang a super hot squirter for an extended period of time and this is somehow a problem? Are you fond of her as a person? How are things when you're not screwing?

I wouldn't be too freaked out by the crying thing. Sex is very emotional for a lot of people, espeically if intense orgasms occur.
 
-CyanideChrist- said:
Perhaps I should have mentioned she cried the morning after having taken molly, so that could explain things.
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Dude, she just drained all the serotonin in her brain. I've seen grown men cry over nothing after taking MDMA. I've also had a girl get waaay too personal (i.e. confess all of her deepest darkest secrets) on the come down. it could have been much worse. Give her a break.
 
crimsonfloyd said:
Dude, she just drained all the serotonin in her brain. I've seen grown men cry over nothing after taking MDMA. I've also had a girl get waaay too personal (i.e. confess all of her deepest darkest secrets) on the come down. it could have been much worse. Give her a break.
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Yeah, this. It is relevant.
 
So, I log into my OKC account this morning and I see that I was viewed by a fairly attractive woman. I go to view her profile and...it's a friend of my ex.

My first thought? She's checking up on me for my ex.

Thoughts?
 
-CyanideChrist- said:
Been dating a girl for about a month now, and shit's getting pretty serious. I don't mind though because she's hot, has double F's with a skinny body frame, and she's a squirter. I've never had sex with a squirter before, and I don't think I can go back. It's just miles hotter. My only concern is that she seems overly attached to me after such a short time of dating. She is basically an inch away from dropping the L-Bomb already and I'm terrified of that moment. To make matters worse, I had to leave fairly promptly after having sex one morning (which I had already told her), and she started crying, saying that it hurt her feelings. Am I blinded by the squirts? Or is this normal? I just hope I'm not dealing with a crazy one.
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Those who quickly get attached just as quickly lose interest. If she isn't displaying any moderation now, that may be a sign she'll burn out. The limerance period is a tough one to evaluate, because it can either cool off like steel tempered by fire (and thus made stronger) or sputter out like a fire starved for fuel.
 
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