Males and Females

[King Richard]

So, I'm sure you're all aware of my ex-girlfriend Ashley, correct? The one I dated for nearly seven years and who I was on the verge of proposing to and moving to Hawaii with. Well, her employer made a Facebook profile for her a while ago but she never updated it until recently. And just within the last week or something, I'm not exactly sure, she uploaded a photo of herself.

God daaaaaamn she's looking good.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

Ew, she's a zip.

And being a "homegrown, corn-fed fat ass" is different than being a "The South will rise again!" redneck. Jeremy, you should know this after a year in the plains bro!

 

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For some reason I thought Ashley was a blonde white girl with rich parents from Wisconsin, complete with a Valley accent.

 

[sevag00]

Ew, she's azn.

 

[SentinelSlain]

I thought she was a black haired white girl. Azn girls are kind of meh except a few indian girls and some philipenos.

 

[SentinelSlain]

Someone needs a therapist. Seriously.

which part of which post makes you feel that way?

 

[Nephilim96]

She's referring to herself. She needs the therapist.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

She needs an analrapist.

 

[SentinelSlain]

that's a bit far.

 

[King Richard]

Ew, she's a zip.

Ew, she's azn.

I thought she was a black haired white girl. Azn girls are kind of meh except a few indian girls and some philipenos.

God damn you guys are such retards.

For some reason I thought Ashley was a blonde white girl with rich parents from Wisconsin, complete with a Valley accent.

Not quite.

 

[damnromulans]

I am not really happy to announce I have changed my race from Northeast Asian to Southeast Asian after lots of quality time outdoors.

PP and I had the best day ever yesterday. Went swimming in a creek, hiked, went cherry picking, banged a lot, had a huge dinner of BBQ grilled meat and squishes, and then went to town on "WHITE LIGHTNING" ice cream.

Thought of you Sentinel Slain when I saw some white supremacist graffiti under a bridge!

 

[King Richard]

I am not really happy to announce I have changed my race from Northeast Asian to Southeast Asian after lots of quality time outdoors.

 

[Eligos]

Why are you pining after Ashley, man?

 

[Serjeant Grumbles]

I am not really happy to announce I have changed my race from Northeast Asian to Southeast Asian after lots of quality time outdoors.

You're lucky that Asian don't raisin.

 

[SentinelSlain]

urghgggg women

 

[damnromulans]

You're lucky that Asian don't raisin.

Yes it is very fortunate that I will not age until 60 and then BAAAAAAAAM lose 5 inches of height and gain a perm and a huge visor.

 

[Dak]

Grow a visor lol.

 

[Zephyrus]

Ew, she's a zip.

And being a "homegrown, corn-fed fat ass" is different than being a "The South will rise again!" redneck. Jeremy, you should know this after a year in the plains bro!

You flatlanders are all the same to me. I'll be on my boat.

Why are you pining after Ashley, man?

In his defense, it was seven years.

 

[Nephilim96]

God daaaaaamn she's looking good.

She looks like a typical asian girl?

 

[sevag00]

^Like every other asian.