Ew, she's a zip.
And being a "homegrown, corn-fed fat ass" is different than being a "The South will rise again!" redneck. Jeremy, you should know this after a year in the plains bro!
Why are you pining after Ashley, man?
God daaaaaamn she's looking good.
Been dating a girl for about a month now, and shit's getting pretty serious. I don't mind though because she's hot, has double F's with a skinny body frame, and she's a squirter. I've never had sex with a squirter before, and I don't think I can go back. It's just miles hotter. My only concern is that she seems overly attached to me after such a short time of dating. She is basically an inch away from dropping the L-Bomb already and I'm terrified of that moment. To make matters worse, I had to leave fairly promptly after having sex one morning (which I had already told her), and she started crying, saying that it hurt her feelings. Am I blinded by the squirts? Or is this normal? I just hope I'm not dealing with a crazy one.
Been dating a girl for about a month now, and shit's getting pretty serious. I don't mind though because she's hot, has double F's with a skinny body frame, and she's a squirter. I've never had sex with a squirter before, and I don't think I can go back. It's just miles hotter. My only concern is that she seems overly attached to me after such a short time of dating. She is basically an inch away from dropping the L-Bomb already and I'm terrified of that moment. To make matters worse, I had to leave fairly promptly after having sex one morning (which I had already told her), and she started crying, saying that it hurt her feelings. Am I blinded by the squirts? Or is this normal? I just hope I'm not dealing with a crazy one.
Been dating a girl for about a month now, and shit's getting pretty serious. I don't mind though because she's hot, has double F's with a skinny body frame, and she's a squirter. I've never had sex with a squirter before, and I don't think I can go back. It's just miles hotter. My only concern is that she seems overly attached to me after such a short time of dating. She is basically an inch away from dropping the L-Bomb already and I'm terrified of that moment. To make matters worse, I had to leave fairly promptly after having sex one morning (which I had already told her), and she started crying, saying that it hurt her feelings. Am I blinded by the squirts? Or is this normal? I just hope I'm not dealing with a crazy one.
Also I think everyone is a squirter if you drink enough water beforehand, just saying
Mathiäs;10666155 said:You don't wanna be perceived as taking a step backwards in the relationship though, she'd probably freak the fuck out if that were the case.
Been dating a girl for about a month now, and shit's getting pretty serious. I don't mind though because she's hot, has double F's with a skinny body frame, and she's a squirter. I've never had sex with a squirter before, and I don't think I can go back. It's just miles hotter. My only concern is that she seems overly attached to me after such a short time of dating. She is basically an inch away from dropping the L-Bomb already and I'm terrified of that moment. To make matters worse, I had to leave fairly promptly after having sex one morning (which I had already told her), and she started crying, saying that it hurt her feelings. Am I blinded by the squirts? Or is this normal? I just hope I'm not dealing with a crazy one.
Perhaps I should have mentioned she cried the morning after having taken molly, so that could explain things.
Dude, she just drained all the serotonin in her brain. I've seen grown men cry over nothing after taking MDMA. I've also had a girl get waaay too personal (i.e. confess all of her deepest darkest secrets) on the come down. it could have been much worse. Give her a break.
Been dating a girl for about a month now, and shit's getting pretty serious. I don't mind though because she's hot, has double F's with a skinny body frame, and she's a squirter. I've never had sex with a squirter before, and I don't think I can go back. It's just miles hotter. My only concern is that she seems overly attached to me after such a short time of dating. She is basically an inch away from dropping the L-Bomb already and I'm terrified of that moment. To make matters worse, I had to leave fairly promptly after having sex one morning (which I had already told her), and she started crying, saying that it hurt her feelings. Am I blinded by the squirts? Or is this normal? I just hope I'm not dealing with a crazy one.
So, I log into my OKC account this morning and I see that I was viewed by a fairly attractive woman. I go to view her profile and...it's a friend of my ex.
My first thought? She's checking up on me for my ex.
Thoughts?