monoxide_child
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if i'd been online when you made the thread
i'd have made a genuine effort to help you with your problems
what the fuck was wrong with everyone else??
you sadistic bastards
Males and Females
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if i'd been online when you made the thread
i'd have made a genuine effort to help you with your problems
what the fuck was wrong with everyone else??
you sadistic bastards
King Richard
Hello there
This is the He-Man Women Haters Club. We don't take kindly to ur types 'roun 'ere. You snatch bleeding, emotion having, SHE DEVILS, can kindly fuck off. Amirite guys? (bro five)
monoxide_child
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my perfect sex partner
Celtic-pale, like the kinda white that burns instead of tans
-blue or pure-green eyes
-"hour-glass-figure"
as in huge-boobs (natural)
small-ish-waist
wide-as hell bones-in-the hip
a lot of junk-in-the-trunk
-short hair, something like this http://s2.hubimg.com/u/266589_f520.jpg
-blue/green/purple hair, i want the girl who wakes up and suddenly realizes that she can't remember what the hell her natural hair color is
-full-color (blood-red/fiery-orange/gold) tats (black-&-white "pepper-shading" tattoos look like crap, and look masculine when on a female)
-lots of facial piercings
-refusing to do "traditional look"
-want gainfully employed girl, working as forklift operator/stocking/telemarketing/tattoo-&-piercing shop/hot topic
you know, the kind of job where tats on hands and neck and facial piercings and blue hair are totally acceptable
-superhero dork
-Juggallette
-nice and sweet in public but dominatrix in bedroom
-girl who has "street smarts" but the kind of girl that would never think about going to college in a million years
-definately liberal, as liberal as possible in fact
-the specific kind of southern accent that would be as-annoying-as-hell if coming out of the mouth of a male
-definately atheist or maybe pagan
-somewhere between 5 feet and 6 feet (barefoot) and willing to wear heels
-ultra-feminine hands
-girl who understands that when i go to sleep "i stay asleep until i get hungry" and who is willing to give me "breakfast-in-bed" even if it's just setting a box of Cheez-its on my chest
-girl who makes enough money to financialy support any kids that she/we might have
-girl who will teach her kids the story of "the Christians on the beach" http://www.ultimatemetal.com/forum/10479175-post2.html
Celtic-pale, like the kinda white that burns instead of tans
-blue or pure-green eyes
-"hour-glass-figure"
as in huge-boobs (natural)
small-ish-waist
wide-as hell bones-in-the hip
a lot of junk-in-the-trunk
-short hair, something like this http://s2.hubimg.com/u/266589_f520.jpg
-blue/green/purple hair, i want the girl who wakes up and suddenly realizes that she can't remember what the hell her natural hair color is
-full-color (blood-red/fiery-orange/gold) tats (black-&-white "pepper-shading" tattoos look like crap, and look masculine when on a female)
-lots of facial piercings
-refusing to do "traditional look"
-want gainfully employed girl, working as forklift operator/stocking/telemarketing/tattoo-&-piercing shop/hot topic
you know, the kind of job where tats on hands and neck and facial piercings and blue hair are totally acceptable
-superhero dork
-Juggallette
-nice and sweet in public but dominatrix in bedroom
-girl who has "street smarts" but the kind of girl that would never think about going to college in a million years
-definately liberal, as liberal as possible in fact
-the specific kind of southern accent that would be as-annoying-as-hell if coming out of the mouth of a male
-definately atheist or maybe pagan
-somewhere between 5 feet and 6 feet (barefoot) and willing to wear heels
-ultra-feminine hands
-girl who understands that when i go to sleep "i stay asleep until i get hungry" and who is willing to give me "breakfast-in-bed" even if it's just setting a box of Cheez-its on my chest
-girl who makes enough money to financialy support any kids that she/we might have
-girl who will teach her kids the story of "the Christians on the beach" http://www.ultimatemetal.com/forum/10479175-post2.html
SentinelSlain
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my perfect sex partner
nordic or slavic
-blue or pure-green eyes
-Kayden Kross figure, round butt that is tighter than hell, no girls that had too much anal sex with a huge cocked person ('ve been out with a girl like before
, she was hot though, at least)
-long hair, either natural blonde locks or natural brunette with one of those cute square fringes that make them look like a bimbo who would be good at blowjobs
-tattoos are fully optional, no strong feelings either way, unless they are retarded ones like the ones that the town tattoo artist here does. No badly drawn crusader knights or blown up mosques.
-No plugs or nose plugs. Most piercings are ok though.
-want gainfully employed girl, working as professor/scientist/journalist/top model/politican
you know, the kind of job where tats on hands and neck and facial piercings and blue hair are totally acceptable
-NOT A HIPSTER, no upper middle class homosexual subcultures of "yay liberals gap yah twats"
- NOT A Juggallette. No fat ass bitches that will sink my bed. That can fuck off.
-"nice and sweet in public but dominatrix in bedroom" hmmm depends. I'm scared of getting pegged, but if it's kind of soft and sensual "domination" then hmm, I guess it would make a change. I don't know. At the end of the day, they are the one that gets boned, otherwise it's the door.
- not a streetwise part time ho that lost her virginity before the age of 15.
- "definately liberal, as liberal as possible in fact" no, fuck no. A woman who hates cultural relativism and gives two fingers on the societal pressure upon her, as a white woman, to accept anything less that the level of emancipation that she currently has being what the rest of the women in the world deserve, including future generations. In this regard, she is neither liberal nor conservative. She isn't some Sandra Luke, but she isn't Debbie Schlussel either (or Mrs Bin Laden).
- she speaks in RP (upper class British accent)
-definately atheist DOT
-somewhere between 5 feet and 6 feet (barefoot) and willing to wear heels (and nylon or lace socks). She must also have really pefectly beautiful feet. The kind with toes that go down in length in the way that looks more aesthetically pleasing but is rarer than the usual odd way. Curved arches too and a willingness to have them rubbed.
-ultra-feminine hands - yeah
- "girl who understands that when i go to sleep "i stay asleep until i get hungry" and who is willing to give me "breakfast-in-bed" even if it's just setting a box of Cheez-its on my chest "
more like a girl who can cook european and US food beautifully and is willing to.
-girl who makes enough money to financialy support any kids that she/we might have. DOT
- girl who appreciates white men and how easy her life is due to the tolerance that that group has.
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nordic or slavic
-blue or pure-green eyes
-Kayden Kross figure, round butt that is tighter than hell, no girls that had too much anal sex with a huge cocked person ('ve been out with a girl like before
, she was hot though, at least)-long hair, either natural blonde locks or natural brunette with one of those cute square fringes that make them look like a bimbo who would be good at blowjobs
-tattoos are fully optional, no strong feelings either way, unless they are retarded ones like the ones that the town tattoo artist here does. No badly drawn crusader knights or blown up mosques.
-No plugs or nose plugs. Most piercings are ok though.
-want gainfully employed girl, working as professor/scientist/journalist/top model/politican
you know, the kind of job where tats on hands and neck and facial piercings and blue hair are totally acceptable
-NOT A HIPSTER, no upper middle class homosexual subcultures of "yay liberals gap yah twats"
- NOT A Juggallette. No fat ass bitches that will sink my bed. That can fuck off.
-"nice and sweet in public but dominatrix in bedroom" hmmm depends. I'm scared of getting pegged, but if it's kind of soft and sensual "domination" then hmm, I guess it would make a change. I don't know. At the end of the day, they are the one that gets boned, otherwise it's the door.
- not a streetwise part time ho that lost her virginity before the age of 15.
- "definately liberal, as liberal as possible in fact" no, fuck no. A woman who hates cultural relativism and gives two fingers on the societal pressure upon her, as a white woman, to accept anything less that the level of emancipation that she currently has being what the rest of the women in the world deserve, including future generations. In this regard, she is neither liberal nor conservative. She isn't some Sandra Luke, but she isn't Debbie Schlussel either (or Mrs Bin Laden).
- she speaks in RP (upper class British accent)
-definately atheist DOT
-somewhere between 5 feet and 6 feet (barefoot) and willing to wear heels (and nylon or lace socks). She must also have really pefectly beautiful feet. The kind with toes that go down in length in the way that looks more aesthetically pleasing but is rarer than the usual odd way. Curved arches too and a willingness to have them rubbed.
-ultra-feminine hands - yeah
- "girl who understands that when i go to sleep "i stay asleep until i get hungry" and who is willing to give me "breakfast-in-bed" even if it's just setting a box of Cheez-its on my chest "
more like a girl who can cook european and US food beautifully and is willing to.
-girl who makes enough money to financialy support any kids that she/we might have. DOT
- girl who appreciates white men and how easy her life is due to the tolerance that that group has.
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fuck ftagn
Onder
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monoxide_child
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my perfect sex partner
nordic or slavic
-blue or pure-green eyes
-Kayden Kross figure, round butt that is tighter than hell, no girls that had too much anal sex with a huge cocked person ('ve been out with a girl like before
-long hair, either natural blonde locks or natural brunette with one of those cute square fringes that make them look like a bimbo who would be good at blowjobs
-tattoos are fully optional, no strong feelings either way, unless they are retarded ones like the ones that the town tattoo artist here does. No badly drawn crusader knights or blown up mosques.
-No plugs or nose plugs. Most piercings are ok though.
-want gainfully employed girl, working as professor/scientist/journalist/top model/politican
you know, the kind of job where tats on hands and neck and facial piercings and blue hair are totally acceptable
-NOT A HIPSTER, no upper middle class homosexual subcultures of "yay liberals gap yah twats"
- NOT A Juggallette. No fat ass bitches that will sink my bed. That can fuck off.
-"nice and sweet in public but dominatrix in bedroom" hmmm depends. I'm scared of getting pegged, but if it's kind of soft and sensual "domination" then hmm, I guess it would make a change. I don't know. At the end of the day, they are the one that gets boned, otherwise it's the door.
- not a streetwise part time ho that lost her virginity before the age of 15.
- "definately liberal, as liberal as possible in fact" no, fuck no. A woman who hates cultural relativism and gives two fingers on the societal pressure upon her, as a white woman, to accept anything less that the level of emancipation that she currently has being what the rest of the women in the world deserve, including future generations. In this regard, she is neither liberal nor conservative. She isn't some Sandra Luke, but she isn't Debbie Schlussel either (or Mrs Bin Laden).
- she speaks in RP (upper class British accent)
-definately atheist DOT
-somewhere between 5 feet and 6 feet (barefoot) and willing to wear heels (and nylon or lace socks). She must also have really pefectly beautiful feet. The kind with toes that go down in length in the way that looks more aesthetically pleasing but is rarer than the usual odd way. Curved arches too and a willingness to have them rubbed.
-ultra-feminine hands - yeah
- "girl who understands that when i go to sleep "i stay asleep until i get hungry" and who is willing to give me "breakfast-in-bed" even if it's just setting a box of Cheez-its on my chest "
more like a girl who can cook european and US food beautifully and is willing to.
-girl who makes enough money to financialy support any kids that she/we might have. DOT
- girl who appreciates white men and how easy her life is due to the tolerance that that group has.
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i really wanna see Jake-the-Dog do this
and definately Onder, and everyone else for that matter
come-on people
describe your perfect sex partner
Short and sweet:
-White
-Brown, black, or dark red hair
-beautiful brown/hazel eyes
-tight ass, medium sized breasts (B/C), slender/in shape
-5'5" to 5'9"
-no facial piercings/maybe tattoos (but not too many)
-maybe foreign (Northern or Western Europe)
-likes sophisticated movies, humor, and music (doesn't have to like metal)
-can cook wide range of stuff
-doesn't take shit from anyone, except maybe me
-athiest or agnostic
-submissive, but willing to try stuff
-knows how to cheer me up, compassionate, and truly cares about me, and doesnt try to make me do anything I don't want to
-likes or tries to learn about things I like
-White
-Brown, black, or dark red hair
-beautiful brown/hazel eyes
-tight ass, medium sized breasts (B/C), slender/in shape
-5'5" to 5'9"
-no facial piercings/maybe tattoos (but not too many)
-maybe foreign (Northern or Western Europe)
-likes sophisticated movies, humor, and music (doesn't have to like metal)
-can cook wide range of stuff
-doesn't take shit from anyone, except maybe me
-athiest or agnostic
-submissive, but willing to try stuff
-knows how to cheer me up, compassionate, and truly cares about me, and doesnt try to make me do anything I don't want to
-likes or tries to learn about things I like
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Eligos
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The Ozzman
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I had a date last night that I thought went pretty well. After the exchange we had via text last night, I think she is going to flake. If this happens, I think I'm done with dating for a while.
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