Males and Females

[jakethedog]

do this already

Several replies and "faggots" later, all I can say is... Monoxide, I am never, ever, ever listening to you again.

 

[crimsonfloyd]

Several replies and "faggots" later, all I can say is... Monoxide, I am never, ever, ever listening to you again.

A rough lesson we all have to learn sooner or later on this board.

 

[Nephilim96]

A rough lesson we all have to learn sooner or later on this board.

 

[wandering_taco]

Yeah don't listen to that guy. He is homeless and has a taste for uncannily thick women.

 

[unknown]

Several replies and "faggots" later, all I can say is... Monoxide, I am never, ever, ever listening to you again.

 

[jakethedog]

Well, now it's just an intro to who I am, Basic Jake stuff you sorta need to know.

And my girl pre-poned our date from Monday... to Saturday. That means we now have late night potential and therefore boning potential, right?

 

[jakethedog]

Yeah don't listen to that guy. He is homeless and has a taste for uncannily thick women.

Sad part is I knew this but considered his suggestion anyway.

 

[viewerfromnihil]

Unless she only moved it to Saturday to more quickly postpone you to never Pre-poning sounds like a good thing, tbh. The only pre-pone I've ever had turned into a hook up, but we stopped talking after that. Perhaps that conclusion may interest you.

Great job at being a good sport on your thread that nobody cares about, btw.

 

[jakethedog]

Great job at being a good sport on your thread that nobody cares about, btw.

Heh, I was in a real shitty mood (and coerced by someone...) so I kinda overshared. But I cut out all the emotional porn so now it's just turned into straight metal and the reasons WHY we turned to it. People care about that, right?

 

[Mort Divine]

Is it just me or does jake remind anyone of a male stephani33333 or whatever her user name was?

 

[The Butt]

Was stephani33333 the one GMD scared off after like, 4 posts?

 

[damnromulans]

stephani3333333333 was the best, oh mannnn. I also wish I had been around when Suspiria posted regularly.

pre-poning a date means "I can't wait" - what are you guys gonna do?

 

[Nephilim96]

He said BONE. GAWD!

 

[Krow]

Was stephani33333 the one GMD scared off after like, 4 posts?

Nah I don't think. I'm pretty sure I was even friends with Stephanie on Facebook at one point. She's since deleted me.

Pretty sure the one you're thinking of bailed after I posted a picture of tom thanks all sweaty after her pics.

 

[unknown]

was she the stripper?

 

[Mort Divine]

nah i think she was (at the time) a high schooler or something with family and anxiety problems or something like that

that being the reason i was reminded of her by jakes posting style

 

[monoxide_child]

Just did it, man. Go ahead and read it.

Several replies and "faggots" later, all I can say is... Monoxide, I am never, ever, ever listening to you again.

if i'd been online when you made the thread
i'd have made a genuine effort to help you with your problems
what the fuck was wrong with everyone else??
you sadistic bastards

 

[King Richard]

This is the He-Man Women Haters Club. We don't take kindly to ur types 'roun 'ere. You snatch bleeding, emotion having, SHE DEVILS, can kindly fuck off. Amirite guys? (bro five)

 

[monoxide_child]

This is the He-Man Women Haters Club. We don't take kindly to ur types 'roun 'ere. You snatch bleeding, emotion having, SHE DEVILS, can kindly fuck off. Amirite guys? (bro five)

 

[monoxide_child]

my perfect sex partner

Celtic-pale, like the kinda white that burns instead of tans

-blue or pure-green eyes

-"hour-glass-figure"
as in huge-boobs (natural)
small-ish-waist
wide-as hell bones-in-the hip
a lot of junk-in-the-trunk

-short hair, something like this http://s2.hubimg.com/u/266589_f520.jpg

-blue/green/purple hair, i want the girl who wakes up and suddenly realizes that she can't remember what the hell her natural hair color is

-full-color (blood-red/fiery-orange/gold) tats (black-&-white "pepper-shading" tattoos look like crap, and look masculine when on a female)

-lots of facial piercings

-refusing to do "traditional look"

-want gainfully employed girl, working as forklift operator/stocking/telemarketing/tattoo-&-piercing shop/hot topic
you know, the kind of job where tats on hands and neck and facial piercings and blue hair are totally acceptable

-superhero dork

-Juggallette

-nice and sweet in public but dominatrix in bedroom

-girl who has "street smarts" but the kind of girl that would never think about going to college in a million years

-definately liberal, as liberal as possible in fact

-the specific kind of southern accent that would be as-annoying-as-hell if coming out of the mouth of a male

-definately atheist or maybe pagan

-somewhere between 5 feet and 6 feet (barefoot) and willing to wear heels

-ultra-feminine hands

-girl who understands that when i go to sleep "i stay asleep until i get hungry" and who is willing to give me "breakfast-in-bed" even if it's just setting a box of Cheez-its on my chest

-girl who makes enough money to financialy support any kids that she/we might have

-girl who will teach her kids the story of "the Christians on the beach" http://www.ultimatemetal.com/forum/10479175-post2.html