Males and Females

-Male
-5'11 or taller
-Muscular, fit, strong, basically someone who can beat me at arm wrestling
-Strong jaw
-Race unimportant
-Natural chest hair (not waxed)
-Not bald, but that is forgivable with advanced age
-Views me as an equal and doesn't make a big deal out of it
-Extremely intelligent and not a bum
-Enough common interests where we have stuff we'll enjoy doing together
-MUST LOVE TO EAT. DEALBREAKER
 
damnromulans said:
-Male
-5'11 or taller
-Muscular, fit, strong, basically someone who can beat me at arm wrestling
-Strong jaw
-Race unimportant
-Natural chest hair (not waxed)
-Not bald, but that is forgivable with advanced age
-Views me as an equal and doesn't make a big deal out of it
-Extremely intelligent and not a bum
-Enough common interests where we have stuff we'll enjoy doing together
-MUST LOVE TO EAT. DEALBREAKER
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lol everything is perfectly normal but this is just funny.
 
not speaking for krampus, but I know the Japanese eat loudly as a sign of respect to the cook. It shows you're enjoying the food. I dated a japanese girl for 2 years, and the first time I ate dinner with her family I was appalled. Her mom later asked her if I disliked the food. I loved it. After that, I had to physically train myself to slurp my noodles.

it bugs the shit out of me
 
i make this weird humming sound when i really really enjoy the taste of what i'm eating where i'm pretty much silent if it's not super delicious, i think maybe it's kinda like the sound Bree Van De Kamp makes when she's eating something delicious and i've been told that it "sounds like i'm having sex"
 
damnromulans said:
-Male
-5'11 or taller
-Muscular, fit, strong, basically someone who can beat me at arm wrestling
-Strong jaw
-Race unimportant
-Natural chest hair (not waxed)
-Not bald, but that is forgivable with advanced age
-Views me as an equal and doesn't make a big deal out of it
-Extremely intelligent and not a bum
-Enough common interests where we have stuff we'll enjoy doing together
-MUST LOVE TO EAT. DEALBREAKER
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My chest hair looks like the Batman logo. What do I win?
 
unknown said:
not speaking for krampus, but I know the Japanese eat loudly as a sign of respect to the cook. It shows you're enjoying the food. I dated a japanese girl for 2 years, and the first time I ate dinner with her family I was appalled. Her mom later asked her if I disliked the food. I loved it. After that, I had to physically train myself to slurp my noodles.

it bugs the shit out of me
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Herr Krampus is Korean bro.
 
damnromulans said:
-Male
-5'11 or taller
-Muscular, fit, strong, basically someone who can beat me at arm wrestling
-Strong jaw
-Race unimportant
-Natural chest hair (not waxed)
-Not bald, but that is forgivable with advanced age
-Views me as an equal and doesn't make a big deal out of it
-Extremely intelligent and not a bum
-Enough common interests where we have stuff we'll enjoy doing together
-MUST LOVE TO EAT. DEALBREAKER
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not that i really care
but i realized that i myself don't actually fit this^^ description

-i'm only 5'10
-i'm not quite 30 yet but i can already honestly say that i am definately not as strong as i was in highschool
-have a little bit of a "beer-belly"
-i don't have a "strong-jaw", that's the reason i have facial hair, i'm 29 and cleanshaven my face looks like a child's face, it's kinda creepy
-i don't shave myself between the neck and the waist (except my armpits and my stomach-hair is way the fuck thick-er than my chest-hair, again, looks creepy
-the "not a bum" thing is clearly a reference to me being homeless
-i don't really like cats
-i don't know what her "interests" are exactly, but i somehow think they'll be different than mine
-and sorry, but i prefer the difinitively caucazoid nose
 
Have you been tested for Narcissistic Personality Disorder? It would never occur to me to think about you when making a list of things I find attractive in a partner :lol:

I do not slurp my food or chew with my mouth open, but I do believe in cleaning one's plate and belching loudly as a sign of appreciation. Japanese people only slurp noodle soup - "dry" noodle dishes (yakisoba for instance) are not slurped unless you're a pig.

If your chest hair is shaped like Batman, you win one...Ben Affleck.
 
damnromulans said:
Have you been tested for Narcissistic Personality Disorder? It would never occur to me to think about you when making a list of things I find attractive in a partner :lol:
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actually
i saw that you had made your list yesterday
and immediately thought "are any other females going to do this??"

also
i read it yesterday
didn't realize that i didn't fit the discription till today
 
So I guess I'll list some things I've liked about women. We can pretend I'm constructing an "ideal woman" fantasy.

- Creative in some way or another
- Assertive enough to steer a conversation
- Into offbeat humor
- Nerdy
- Collects vinyl
- Somewhere between 5'6" and 6'. I'm cool with dating a girl who's the same height as me
- Spiritual enough not to raise an eyebrow when I mention that I meditate and find a spiritual catharsis by playing music. Not so spiritual that she's into power crystals, energy healing and the like
- Supports my band in some way or another. I will always reciprocate that support
- Flexible enough to experiment in the sack
- Curvy, so that there's something to grab on to when shit gets rough
- For some reason I seem to attract skinny blonde girls
- Appreciates craft beer, fine wine or good whiskey
- Does not live with her parents
- I will always have a soft spot for brown women
 
Eligos said:
So I guess I'll list some things I've liked about women. We can pretend I'm constructing an "ideal woman" fantasy.
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i actually was constructing an "ideal woman fantasy"
thought it would be a fun thing for the people on GMD Social to do together
 
monoxide_child said:
actually
i saw that you had made your list yesterday
and immediately thought "are any other females going to do this??"

also
i read it yesterday
didn't realize that i didn't fit the discription till today
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No brother you put yourself in the position of my lady's main man so back off.
 
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