Males and Females

[Eligos]

So I guess I'll list some things I've liked about women. We can pretend I'm constructing an "ideal woman" fantasy.

- Creative in some way or another
- Assertive enough to steer a conversation
- Into offbeat humor
- Nerdy
- Collects vinyl
- Somewhere between 5'6" and 6'. I'm cool with dating a girl who's the same height as me
- Spiritual enough not to raise an eyebrow when I mention that I meditate and find a spiritual catharsis by playing music. Not so spiritual that she's into power crystals, energy healing and the like
- Supports my band in some way or another. I will always reciprocate that support
- Flexible enough to experiment in the sack
- Curvy, so that there's something to grab on to when shit gets rough
- For some reason I seem to attract skinny blonde girls
- Appreciates craft beer, fine wine or good whiskey
- Does not live with her parents
- I will always have a soft spot for brown women

 

[monoxide_child]

So I guess I'll list some things I've liked about women. We can pretend I'm constructing an "ideal woman" fantasy.

i actually was constructing an "ideal woman fantasy"
thought it would be a fun thing for the people on GMD Social to do together

 

[Eligos]

Oh, is that what you were doing? I couldn't tell by the 50 times you quoted your own post and begged everyone to respond to it.

You should really clarify your intent when you make
- Your
- Stupid
- powerpoint posts

 

[Onder]

actually
i saw that you had made your list yesterday
and immediately thought "are any other females going to do this??"

also
i read it yesterday
didn't realize that i didn't fit the discription till today

No brother you put yourself in the position of my lady's main man so back off.

 

[monoxide_child]

No brother you put yourself in the position of my lady's main man so back off.

uuuhhh... kay

 

[King Richard]

I let teh krampus write up my "ideal woman." This is what she came up with:

likes dark haired chicks, ink is cool, yellow is cool, laid back, not "easy" to figure out
height unimportant
not skeletal and not chubby or fat
intelligent, independent, artistic side
collects cd-roms
not a princess type
prob needs to enjoy arguing
more sexy looking than cute looking


Yeap, that about wraps it up.

 

[damnromulans]

monoxide_child and SS could set up a support group:

 

[monoxide_child]

why does everyone keep getting "voluptuous" confused with "morbidly obeese"??

 

[SentinelSlain]

I still don't get why black guys marry women like that.

 

[monoxide_child]

I still don't get why black guys marry women like that.

i still don't get why white women marry black guys

 

[damnromulans]

You guys are made for each other. Just get together and tie the knot.

 

[SentinelSlain]

I don't exactly give a shit. If you like more cushin' for the pushin' then take those bed sinkers away. Keep em' away for good.

 

[monoxide_child]

I don't exactly give a shit. If you like more cushin' for the pushin' then take those bed sinkers away. Keep em' away for good.

no, no, i understand the bony guy wanting the huge woman

i just don't understand the interacial couple thing

 

[Nephilim96]

Because you're a retard.

 

[SentinelSlain]

Women who are a bit brown but have white facial features can come on over. I hate both middle class liberal and white trash white women. I'm so fucking bored of them and all of their dumb shit. Their voices, facial expressions, opinions, everything.

 

[SentinelSlain]

Damn, that actually happened? I'm considering doing that, but am kind of afraid of a similar experience...

I posted this 3 years ago:

So I met this really cute Finnish girl in my German class last year. She was really petite and sweet. She asked me out after class and we went to an Italian restaurant later that week for a dinner date. She told me, fairly bluntly that she wanted me to take her back to mine afterwards. So I drove her back to my place and we had some coffee and chatted. She was being more and more flirty and kept suggesting I show her my bedroom. So I played along and took her to my room. She started embracing me and kissing me. Then she told me to get out. Surprised, I questioned her as to why. She smiled and said, you'll see. After five minutes she told me to come in. What I saw in front of me gave me a rise. She had stripped off completely and was bent over the foot of my bed, with her cute bare butt stuck out in the air and her tiny feet underneath. She turned her head round and asked me to do the deed, indicating the form of love making she preferred. Personally, I had always had an secret obsession with women's rears so this was a dream come true for me. I slid my utensil into her repeatedly, as hard and fast as I could. After a while I came inside her and she squealed and pulled forward a bit, as I was pushing right inside. As she pulled forward a small penis slid from its hiding position and drooped down between her legs.

It was, however, a joke.

 

[Vacant_Planets]

Women who are a bit brown but have white facial features can come on over. I hate both middle class liberal and white trash white women. I'm so fucking bored of them and all of their dumb shit. Their voices, facial expressions, opinions, everything.

So you have it easy then, go to church and get a date.

 

[SentinelSlain]

No young people go to church in Europe. I didn't mean liberal in the sense the glenn beck or fox news would use it.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rah_(slang) It's a group pretty specific to the UK.

 

[Onder]

Hahahahaha church.

 

[SentinelSlain]

I don't like dating religious women at all either. Been there, tried it, dumped her over it.