Males and Females

[Funerary_Doom]

Come to think about it, I don't know many places here in the city where you'd meet 16 year olds as a person in your 20s. It may be different in Canada since the drinking age there is probably much younger than 21 (think it's 18 or something like that).

I actually had no idea the milf/cougar type was a thing until my boyfriend's best friend went to France to teach (I forgot exactly the city but it was super-duper religious they even have a place where the holy water is said to cure diseases people come from all around the world to get the water). While he lived on campus, the internet blocked all porn websites and a ton of others in general so he couldn't watch porn. I found in the boyfriend's room a huge box filled with milf/cougar porn. There must've been at least 30 DVDs in there. & I'm talking like really old women up to their 60s. I asked him about it, and he explained it wasn't for him he was mailing it to France. And when I asked why is he sending his best friend porn with old women he said he had asked for milk/cougar porn.

Needless to say, that made for a weird conversation, and it was even weirder knowing his bestie's favorite type of porn.

 

[Nephilim96]

I'd say it's pretty rare to find a guy who likes women in their late 50's or older. Most of the milfs people are attracted to are in the mid thirties to early fifties, fwiw. (most "milf" pornstars are pretty disgusting and fake looking btw)

Also, I don't think I'd ever date a cougar/milf. I'd definitely fuck a milf, but I wouldn't have anything serious with one (obviously when I'm older).

 

[Nephilim96]

I'm also curious to find out how The Butt met this girl.

 

[Eligos]

Needless to say, that made for a weird conversation, and it was even weirder knowing his bestie's favorite type of porn.

You know what's weird? Not being able to talk to your significant other about porn. I've always been open about that shit with women I'm dating and my female friends.

 

[jakethedog]

A: Drinking age is 19 here.
B: Met her through my cousin, then started talkin on the facebook.

Dude, WHY didn't I think of this? I happen to have an almost 21 year old cousin. He could be my wingman (despite the fact that he's still a virgin and more weird than I am, but he's at least smart.)

Also, is statutory rape a thing in Canada? Or is that just another pointless American law like no guns in Starbucks.

 

[The Ozzman]

It's been two weeks since I disabled my account and I'm going through OKCupid withdrawal

 

[Funerary_Doom]

You know what's weird? Not being able to talk to your significant other about porn. I've always been open about that shit with women I'm dating and my female friends.

This is true. Was kinda surprised he was hiding it, probably figured I'd be merciless with the jokes (which i was). I know the way i phrased that made it seem like hearing the story was weird (it really wasn't it was hilarious to me) it was more weird PULLING the story out of him because he seemed a bit reluctant to tell.

In general guys don't like talking to me about things like that. :/ I don't think I come off that nice, but have had arguments with the boyfriend and other guys due to me being too vulgar or whatever you want to call it. I don't have any problems with porn or sex either, i actually welcome conversations (and openness in general) like that, but people seem to have different impressions of me for whatever reason. Kind of silly, really. Maybe other women have this issue too.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

Fucked things up with my lady friend. She was drunk and texted me loaded questions involving fucking her, and she got pissed when I said yes because she wants a boyfriend and I live too far away to make that possible.

I'm just trying to get my dicky sticky damnit.

Edit-->lol, yep, she thinks I don't want her, so shes getting drunk and getting laid tonight. Good for her. Nothing like shame and humiliation to wipe away the "tears."

 

[Zephyrus]

Fucked things up with my lady friend. She was drunk and texted me loaded questions involving fucking her, and she got pissed when I said yes because she wants a boyfriend and I live too far away to make that possible.

I'm just trying to get my dicky sticky damnit.

Edit-->lol, yep, she thinks I don't want her, so shes getting drunk and getting laid tonight. Good for her. Nothing like shame and humiliation to wipe away the "tears."

I'm aware of your aversion to pursuing relationships, but setting something up long-distance would have been a good way to acclimate to one. You get the benefit of regular sexual gratification without the hassle of a helicopter girlfriend distracting you from your daily routine. Hell, I'd probably go nuts if my girlfriend were here full-time, given how busy I am and how much I value solitude.

 

[damnromulans]

I got PP GTA V as an early birthday present. He's going to be 30. We're going apple picking on Sunday! :3

trying to get tired so i can go to bed and wake up for a day of hiking, apple picking and hopefully PIE BAKING with porkpal. gonna be the last beautiful day in this corner of the world for the rest of the week.

^ almost 2 years ago

 

[Eligos]

I'm aware of your aversion to pursuing relationships, but setting something up long-distance would have been a good way to acclimate to one. You get the benefit of regular sexual gratification without the hassle of a helicopter girlfriend distracting you from your daily routine. Hell, I'd probably go nuts if my girlfriend were here full-time, given how busy I am and how much I value solitude.

Relationships between two busy people seem to imitate the trends of long distance relationships anyway.

 

[-CC-]

I'm aware of your aversion to pursuing relationships, but setting something up long-distance would have been a good way to acclimate to one. You get the benefit of regular sexual gratification without the hassle of a helicopter girlfriend distracting you from your daily routine. Hell, I'd probably go nuts if my girlfriend were here full-time, given how busy I am and how much I value solitude.

I don't see how long-distance relationships + regular sexual gratification go hand-in-hand unless you're telling him to cheat on his girlfriend.

 

[jakethedog]

Also it is, but only if the girl is 15 or under and doesn't have parental consent.

I had a friend last year who was 19 and his girlfriend was 15. And they'd been dating for a year. For some reason that seems a whole lot worse to me than 23/16 age difference. Something about the age of being able to drive.

I haven't talked to "the girl" for a while. So I'm just saying fuck it at this point. She's fucking weird, even compared to me.

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

I got PP GTA V as an early birthday present. He's going to be 30. We're going apple picking on Sunday! :3

Your posts are so cliche I used to think you were being sarcastic but you're serious and it hurts me.

 

[The Butt]

I had a friend last year who was 19 and his girlfriend was 15. And they'd been dating for a year. For some reason that seems a whole lot worse to me than 23/16 age difference. Something about the age of being able to drive.

Yeah. My girlfriend is going for her license soon. If she gets it that'll be awesome, maybe she can take me places. :v

 

[Onder]

Horseface 2 cancelled yesterday's date so I went to the pub and got drunk. Now I need a beer to help me through the day. Actually, maybe I will get drunk again. I know myself.

EDIT: Also, the nicknames for our partners are really awkward so I will just call her a slam piece from now on.

 

[The Butt]

"Slam piece" is one of the best pieces of terminology to come from this board.

 

[The Ozzman]

What is a 'slam piece' again?

 

[The Butt]

Better term for "significant other" if I recall correctly.

 

[Nephilim96]

A female used for coitus. They generally have little value, and are meant to be disposed within 3-5 weeks.