Males and Females

[Nephilim96]

Better term for "significant other" if I recall correctly.

No, that's Slam Partner.

 

[The Butt]

I still like the term "slam piece" for girlfriends/boyfriends.

 

[jakethedog]

My friends and I use the term "slampig". Though that's generally if she's fat/a whore and has no value to the world other than as a semen receptacle.

 

[The Butt]

Slam pig is a great term for landwhales. bahahaha

 

[jakethedog]

Landwhales... now that's another great term. Need to use that one at some point.

 

[Dak]

I got PP GTA V as an early birthday present. He's going to be 30.

Gonna be THIRTY in less than a year here. wtf. To quote my daughter, "DOAN WANT!"

 

[jakethedog]

I just turned 24 and it's scaring me how close I'm actually getting to 30. My older sister is 40. Like damn, I feel old.

 

[Dak]

Too many people on this forum are 20 something going on 16.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

In 22 going on Monoxide_Child

 

[Serjeant Grumbles]

My brother will be turning 30 in little over a month. I've decided I'll be making a stout chocolate cake. But he doesn't know that.

 

[jakethedog]

Too many people on this forum are 20 something going on 16.

You say that like it's a bad thing.

 

[viewerfromnihil]

It is. 20 going on death here.

 

[jakethedog]

Mentally I'm 16, financially I'm a 40 year old homeless person. It's a nice balance.

 

[Nephilim96]

$100,000?????!?!?!?! Unless that's just college tuition and shit, you're fucking horrible with money.

 

[jakethedog]

$100,000?????!?!?!?! Unless that's just college tuition and shit, you're fucking horrible with money.

Tried to edit that before anyone saw it, but it's not in my name, so I don't know if it counts... but I'm responsible for my parents at this point. Sucks.

To relate this to the original topic, this really isn't helping my already terrible luck with the female species...

 

[Nephilim96]

So it's not your debt...

 

[jakethedog]

They took out loans for my college, so they say "it's my fault" (despite the fact they insisted I go to a good college), but my dad finally said we need to sell the house today. Was kind of a relief, since otherwise we're fucked.

 

[viewerfromnihil]

Where did you go to college? And why didn't you just go to community college for the first two years?

 

[Master_Yoda77]

And why aren't you continuing your college so you can pay off that shit? Get a bachelors in Engineering, find a job, make 60k a year, and enjoy your (probably pathetic) life.

 

[Nephilim96]

He dropped out to start filming m_c's sexual escapades.