Males and Females

[Krow]

Taking my girl to see Avenged Sevenfold (her favorite band), Deftones, and Ghost BC next week. So stoked.

But if she starts being a bitch I told my best friend I'm gonna take her instead. Either way, I get to have fun.

Fuck off with this stupid shit. If you told your girlfriend you are going to take her, fucking take her and don't be a cunt especially if it's her favorite band.

I really have a hard time believing you're as old as you say you are when you spout drivel like this.

Also, make sure to get her a Ghost buttplug. And no one calls them Ghost BC. Don't sound like a poser when you're already talking about a weinery band to begin with.

 

[-CC-]

Damn, nigga got told.

 

[jakethedog]

I meant if she decides to flake out on me. I'm really not that much of an asshole. (And I'd never heard of the band, hence why I posted a thread asking who they were.)

I just turned 24. Why do you have a hard time believing that? I mean, it's not like I claimed to be mature for my age...

 

[Onder]

I really have a hard time believing you're as old as you say you are when you spout drivel like this.

He's just dumb tbh.

 

[-CC-]

I'm starting to wonder if Badbird, monoxide, and jakethedog are all the same person.

CONSPIRACY!

 

[Nephilim96]

Who's badbird?

 

[jakethedog]

I post complaints about my girlfriend and not having a job. When have I mentioned smoking meth and fucking my grandmother?

 

[Eligos]

I meant if she decides to flake out on me. I'm really not that much of an asshole. (And I'd never heard of the band, hence why I posted a thread asking who they were.)

I just turned 24. Why do you have a hard time believing that? I mean, it's not like I claimed to be mature for my age...

Dropouts like you make me feel wise beyond my years.

 

[jakethedog]

Dropouts like you make me feel wise beyond my years.

Technically not a dropout, but anything to boost your self-esteem. You seem to need it.

 

[unknown]

holy shit I forgot badbird

 

[Krow]

Who's badbird?

Your mother. (A whore)


Mr Tom Brady made me want to kill myself.

 

[Nephilim96]

Your mother. (A whore)

I can't deny what is true.

 

[mutantllama]

I'm starting to wonder if Badbird, monoxide, and jakethedog are all the same person.

CONSPIRACY!

None of them will be as cool as fucking metal paddy

 

[Dak]

TRRRUUU DAT BRUV

 

[KafkaX]

So guys, what's the longest any of you have been apart from a significant other when doing long-distance?

It's been exactly one month since I put LG on a plane back to Maine, 1400 miles away, and I won't see her again till November 23rd. That's just short of three months of no physical contact. Been managing pretty well so far, and it appears she is as well, though her douchebag ex is still pestering her periodically.

Man that's tough.

Persevere dude and dont worry about her ex.

 

[The Butt]

Metal paddy was the bees knees. An exemplary poster, I miss him.

2 weeks =/= long distance, bub.

Hence why I said she isn't really long distance. Even though she lives half-hour away from me.

 

[Eligos]

Technically not a dropout, but anything to boost your self-esteem. You seem to need it.

 

[wandering_taco]

So I'm entering the post-college realization of "Well, I'm not surrounded by girls every day now. Where the fuck do I meet girls now?"


Where do you meet girls?

 

[Zephyrus]

Go to grad school and your problem will be solved, sir.

 

[wandering_taco]

I don't want to incur further debt at this time just to get my dick wet. I live pretty close to the university still, I could always creep around campus I guess haha