Males and Females

[Vimana]

I'm pretty sure you're gonna do some crazy shit that shows up on the news, and then the news is going to look at your forum posts. They'll probably see this post if they do that. It would be interesting if that happened.

 

[The Ozzman]

I lol'd at Zeph being all pretentious and shit.

Just make an OKCupid account.

 

[wandering_taco]

I'm pretty sure you're gonna do some crazy shit that shows up on the news, and then the news is going to look at your forum posts. They'll probably see this post if they do that. It would be interesting if that happened.

I doubt anything I would ever do would be newsworthy. I wasn't serious about creeping around the campus.


Already have an okcupid account, I deactivated it cause I wasn't having much luck on there. I suppose I can turn it back on and see if there's anybody new on there, I was seeing the same fucking people all the time.

 

[Vimana]

SentinelSlain deleted his post. I was replying to him.

 

[wandering_taco]

Oh haha. That figures. In that case, may I commend you on an astute observation?

 

[Zephyrus]

I lol'd at Zeph being all pretentious and shit.

Just make an OKCupid account.

Do you doubt my logic?

 

[The Ozzman]

I doubt it because you're fucking pretentious all the fucking time.

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

So I'm entering the post-college realization of "Well, I'm not surrounded by girls every day now. Where the fuck do I meet girls now?"


Where do you meet girls?

Move to a city.

 

[Zephyrus]

I doubt it because you're fucking pretentious all the fucking time.

You keep using that word. All I was saying is that any excuse is valid to stay in an environment replete with young females.

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

God I need to get laid. I caught myself looking at a 15ish year old and then in the same hour a 50-55 year old, fuckin' shit!

It's fucked up man. Easy pussy is depression later and quality takes too much effort.

I'll just go read some Buddha Quotes now.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

I got so close to getting laid this weekend. I didn't pull an Onder or anything, just the bitch was going to come up but had some unexpected bills arise and her paycheck was a couple dozen less than what she was hoping for.

Oh well, masturbation still rules. Ignorance is bliss eh?

 

[Der Morgenstern]

You keep using that word. All I was saying is that any excuse is valid to stay in an environment replete with young females.

Just going to drop this here.

 

[wandering_taco]

What a suave motherfucker.

 

[Onder]

You both have too much hair. I bet that when you two fuck your two furry cats jump in the bed as well to enjoy the ride and in the end it's all just a ball of living hair.

 

[damnromulans]

I found the best birthday card for PP. Has an orange boy cat on a skateboard.

 

[Onder]

My ex messaged me about being with another guy who I know. They are a fitting couple.

 

[Eligos]

I got so close to getting laid this weekend. I didn't pull an Onder or anything, just the bitch was going to come up but had some unexpected bills arise and her paycheck was a couple dozen less than what she was hoping for.

Oh well, masturbation still rules. Ignorance is bliss eh?

Madison Ivy is bliss, but fuckin fuckin is euphoria.

 

[KafkaX]

Got a second date tonight with the chick I met last weekend.

Awesome. Hot. Loves beer. Is into me.

Stoked.

 

[Zephyrus]

Schmidt is en route to Iowa City at this very moment. Going barhopping with him to try to hook him up with some homegrown, cornfed fatass chicks

 

[KafkaX]

Sounds like Schmidt will be happier than a pig in shit.