Males and Females

[Master_Yoda77]

Man, I'd rather be snuggling up next to that kittie! So adorable.

Butthead-->I thought the whole point was to have a heavy metal vomit party with her?

 

[damnromulans]

Ha good luck getting a snuggle in edgewise between the bitchy slaps and swats.

 

[The Butt]

Heavy metal party, yes, but most women find vomit unattractive bahaha. I should know

 

[The Ozzman]

I don't know, I don't think she's too big at all. There are no full body shots though. She's definitely not thin as fuck or anything, but she's not like the last girl I went on a date with either. Here is another pic for reference.

Yeah, I would definitely hit that shit with the lights on...

 

[Master_Yoda77]

*brofist*

 

[The Ozzman]

*brofist*

Did you fuck her? You should PM me her OKC link so I can take a look.

 

[Onder]

Did you fuck her? You should PM me her OKC link so I can take a look.

I was just asking him on facebook. Looks like everyone is awaiting the results.

 

[Onder]

Haha, I met a cool girl in the stable yesterday. She seems to have some shit common with me which is generally the problem with me and girls. This one was having a hangover when we met and she was eager to having a beer with me and my friend some day (monday tbh). She said "it's easy, give me a pint of beer and I'm a happy person". She lives in my neighborhood, goes to the same uni and her dissertation work is about cadaver decomposition in different waters so she basically killed a bunch of animals and threw them in a river.

 

[unknown]

sounds metal

 

[Master_Yoda77]

Did you fuck her? You should PM me her OKC link so I can take a look.

Tuesday faggots!

 

[wandering_taco]

Well done my friend

 

[Master_Yoda77]

I'm kinda expecting it to be a Catfish situation actually.

 

[Zephyrus]

Seeing that you look like a catfish, you two could be the perfect pair.

 

[The Ozzman]

So I had a date tonight and this girl is extremely nerdy. What did we end up doing most of the night? We played Magic The Gathering like most nerds do when they have an opportunity. We ended up making out in the back of my car at 1 AM. It's good to be the king :notbad:

FYI, this is what she looks like:

Tuesday faggots!

PM me the link, fucker!

 

[MasterOLightning]

Congrats.

I am getting pretty sick of the geeks on OkC. I don't give a shit about Doctor Who. That, and people who "can't live" without a passport. Who has the time and money to go outside the US with any regularity? Also, who the fuck climbs mountains? I feel this is 20% of OkC users. The outdoorswomen and dorks need their own site.

I just want a chick who gets The Simpsons and Mr. Show and likes to get drunk. I don't even care what shitty music she likes.

 

[The Ozzman]

Dude, I concur on the Dr. Who. I like the show, but I really think there are better shows out there.

My date asked me about traveling as well last night. I told her I would like to go overseas and visit, but I just don't have the money for it right now. Getting to Europe is definitely on my bucket list though.

 

[Zephyrus]

Cute nerdy girls are a rare commodity. Well done, Mike.

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

I just want a guy who gets The Simpsons and Mr. Show and likes to get drunk. I don't even care what shitty music he likes.

fixed

 

[Matt]

Congrats.

I am getting pretty sick of the geeks on OkC. I don't give a shit about Doctor Who. That, and people who "can't live" without a passport. Who has the time and money to go outside the US with any regularity? Also, who the fuck climbs mountains? I feel this is 20% of OkC users. The outdoorswomen and dorks need their own site.

I just want a chick who gets The Simpsons and Mr. Show and likes to get drunk. I don't even care what shitty music she likes.

Agreed. And then, when you take the time to send them a customized message based on their profile, 99.9% of the time they do not respond. Also, Doctor Who sucks giant cock.

Cute nerdy girls are a rare commodity. Well done, Mike.

'Cute' is a bit of a stretch imo.

 

[SentinelSlain]

The world owes me a beautiful woman.