Jimmy... Dead.
contemplative curmudgeon
It always sucks when coworkers who are eyeing you at a work related happy hour are married.
True story.
That wasn't a co-worker; it was the Nachos.
It always sucks when coworkers who are eyeing you at a work related happy hour are married.
True story.
I don't really keep up with the litany of vague descriptors that people use to define themselves in a sentence. I do find it odd that I haven't come across it before though, since I'm familiar with all sorts of weirdo terminology like that.
Sapiosexual - One who finds intelligence the most sexually attractive feature
Somebody you know. She's big but I don't care because I have no standards, she knows what she's doing, and there is usually free booze involved.
If she didn't want to go on a second date she wouldn't have sent that message the night before, right?
So, I have TMJ from poor eating habits that I developed as a child (overly ambitious bites and such). This girl I'm seeing went down on me last night so I thought I'd return the favor and 69 her. As soon as I get all situated and about to go to town on that sweet flower, I get a severe case of lock jaw. I couldn't move my mouth that well, and I was feeling pretty guilty about it because it seemed like I was copping out of a decent reciprocation. Things are definitely still in the discovery phase at this point, so I asked her for some pain reliever, and luckily she had prescription-strength ibuprofen or some such shit, so I took a couple, waited a few minutes, and handled that situation like a pro. She came twice.
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I don't understand this girl. So, we scheduled time to get lunch together today the night before, but today I texted her about an hour before and she never responded. I don't know if I should give it another day or two and call her again or just let her contact me. If she didn't want to go on a second date she wouldn't have sent that message the night before, right?
I don't understand this girl. So, we scheduled time to get lunch together today the night before, but today I texted her about an hour before and she never responded. I don't know if I should give it another day or two and call her again or just let her contact me. If she didn't want to go on a second date she wouldn't have sent that message the night before, right?
Man, going 3 months without sex to doing it 3 times in the space of 8 hours is a real pain in the prostate.
Odds are she's blowing you off, but there's a small chance that something else actually came up, so be patient. Don't pull a Costanza and say something you'll regret.