Males and Females

[TechnicalBarbarity]

So it looks like BurgerBoy got butt-raped by one of his pals and doesn't even know it hu?

 

[crimsonfloyd]

Well I think he'd know if he was butt-raped. He may or may not have been fondled, but the whole situation sounds super shady and this guy is throwing up mad creeper signs. Burger, even if you want to experiment with dudes, this probably isn't the guy to do it with.

 

[SentinelSlain]

When did everybody become gay anyway?

 

[The Ozzman]

You're arguably the most sexually attractive male on this forum and yet you still struggle. Your words do not bring me confidence.

lolwut? On a scale of 1-10 with 10 being flamboyantly gay, I'm like a 2 and I wholeheartedly disagree. I am way more attractive than he is.

 

[SentinelSlain]

I kind of think you are, but you can look a bit unkempt sometimes. Your beards are a lot better than my shitty ginger ones anyway. I'm sure you admitted to buttfucking dudes on weekends once.

 

[Eligos]

Had the blind lady over last night. Just finished up round 4. That was some of the best fucking I've had all year.

We're an item now too.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Well I think he'd know if he was butt-raped. He may or may not have been fondled, but the whole situation sounds super shady and this guy is throwing up mad creeper signs. Burger, even if you want to experiment with dudes, this probably isn't the guy to do it with.

I wasn't interested in experimenting with him anyways.

lolwut? On a scale of 1-10 with 10 being flamboyantly gay, I'm like a 2 and I wholeheartedly disagree. I am way more attractive than he is.

I have no idea what you look like. Post pics.

 

[Nephilim96]

I have no idea what SS looks like.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

I have no idea what SS looks like.

He's a pretty Anglo type with curly blonde hair and full lips.

 

[Der Morgenstern]

I catch up on this thread about once a month and I always come away from it shaking my fucking head.

 

[Matt]

Got laid for the first time in a while tonight with a friend I know pretty well. She said she was on birth control so we didn't use condoms. She rode it so good, from like 6 different angles.

 

[The Ozzman]

I'm sure you admitted to buttfucking dudes on weekends once.

lolwut?

Had the blind lady over last night. Just finished up round 4. That was some of the best fucking I've had all year.

We're an item now too.

She's actually physiologically blind?

I have no idea what you look like. Post pics.

Behold, the Riker doppelganger!

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Sorry, SS is much more my type, but I can acknowledge that you possess strong masculine features with no sacrifice to handsomeness.

 

[Nephilim96]

He's a pretty Anglo type with curly blonde hair and full lips.

Pic?

 

[Nephilim96]

Sorry, SS is much more my type, but I can acknowledge that you possess strong masculine features with no sacrifice to handsomeness.

You're getting gayer and gayer and gayer...

 

[Krow]

When did everybody become gay anyway?

I'm pretty sure you need to get on board. The way hbb talks, he would treat you much better than all the females you talk about and worship the fucking ground you walk on.

 

[King Richard]

SS looks like an Abercrombie model. That alone is good enough to snag first dates. The problem is he's nuttier than squirrel turds to second dates are almost impossible to come by. haha

 

[Onder]

Sorry, SS is much more my type, but I can acknowledge that you possess strong masculine features with no sacrifice to handsomeness.

Would you blow JAGE? He claims he has a big one.

 

[SentinelSlain]

The funny thing is, one of the easiest, most chilled out places to get with girls is the local gay pub.

 

[Eligos]

She's actually physiologically blind?

Just legally blind. In all reality, she's moreso extremely nearsighted. She has to hold her phone directly in front of her face and zoom in using the accessibility feature to read shit, for example.