Males and Females

[romanticism]

Butt, you're not supposed to admit to being a pedobutt so quickly.

 

[romanticism]

I actually get kinda annoyed whenever you fucking post, but I can't do anything about that so I guess I'm stuck

This is incredibly mean

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

@Jimmy you should see my calluses

 

[Krow]

Butt, you're not supposed to admit to being a pedobutt so quickly.

The best part is that he's under the delusion she's mature.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

The jibber-jabber about the age rule is oddly topical for me, because I'm pretty sure I'm officially dating that one woman that's my mother's age now. As the great Dr. Steve Brule says, I don't care.

Oh jez, you are actually dating her? I'm going to hit on your mom the next time I see her then.

 

[The Ozzman]

This is incredibly mean

Cry moar

 

[Serjeant Grumbles]

Probably not that much. I have the hips of an 80 year old and sciatica. I'm pulling 15 lb higher than my body weight for deadlifts and could probably go heavier but I don't want to break myself.

Well, I hope that at least you don't have the ass of an 80 year old.

 

[Carpe Mortem]

Butt, I don't judge dating younger people really. But good chance she's gonna dump you once she's old enough to buy her own alcohol, just being honest.

 

[romanticism]

And I just want to say: if a 23 dates a 16, and the 16 has a mind on the level of the 23, that doesn't automatically mean the 16 has the maturity of a standard 23. More than likely the 23 has the mind of a 16, or they're meeting somewhere in the middle.

 

[crimsonfloyd]

She's only 16. But even then, if she was 19, wouldn't be much of a difference. She's got the mind of a 23-year-old so I don't much care. Plus, aside from musical taste, we jive. Hard. She listens to shitty music so I tease her about it often.

That's what every child fucker says.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Weren't there a few people here that went mostly after high school girls? I know Mort was one of them, and I'm pretty sure there were a few others. Give The Butt a couple years and it will be ok.

EDIT: I'm pretty sure that most child fuckers don't say that, btw.

 

[crimsonfloyd]

EDIT: I'm pretty sure that most child fuckers don't say that, btw.

Fair enough. Let's put it this way: this is the line that every child fucker who tries to legitimize their child fucking uses.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

No, the most common is "She told me she was 18!"

 

[Satanstoenail]

She listens to shitty music

 

[The Ozzman]

And I just want to say: if a 23 dates a 16, and the 16 has a mind on the level of the 23, that doesn't automatically mean the 16 has the maturity of a standard 23. More than likely the 23 has the mind of a 16, or they're meeting somewhere in the middle.

I'll agree with this. It's why I set a threshold of like 24 or 25 because by then they are at least starting out on their own and are beginning to be somewhat responsible. I've tried dating 21 year olds and shit but it was never successful.

 

[Dak]

Gotta wait on that prefrontal cortex boys.

 

[damnromulans]

Butt you should get her this for Valentine's Day

 

[damnromulans]

 

[unknown]

Butt you should get her this for Valentine's Day

 

[juxtaposed girl]

Hahahahahaha