Males and Females

[The Butt]

Thankfully no, she does not like those guys. She does however, dig Christina Aguilera and Kelly Clarkson. Which is about as bad.

 

[CF87]

Have you licked her Ass ?

 

[The Butt]

I'm not aug, I don't lick peoples asses. Lol.

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

Dude, you're a creep. Know it.

 

[unknown]

The Greys always asks the hard hitting questions

 

[JontRevolting]

Thinking about hooking up with this girl I haven't seen in a while but need some advice,she's kinda different to most other girls of been with as she's not a behemoth but this girl was in a car accident,had one leg a bit longer than the other and enjoyed having polly waffles cigarrette butts and fishing rods and toilet brushes jammed up her clacka.I was thinking about taking her to Hogs Breath Café,is this too much? do ya reckon she'll be comfortable there as ppl have a tendency to stare.

 

[King Richard]

Hog's breath you say? Sounds like the perfect place.

 

[viewerfromnihil]

wtf

 

[crimsonfloyd]

Talk about scraping the bottom of the barrel.

 

[Der Morgenstern]

Hahahahahahaha.

 

[Satanstoenail]

she's kinda different to most other girls of been with as she's not a behemoth but this girl was in a car accident,had one leg a bit longer than the other and enjoyed having polly waffles cigarrette butts and fishing rods and toilet brushes jammed up her clacka.

She sounds lovely.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

Thinking about hooking up with this girl I haven't seen in a while but need some advice,she's kinda different to most other girls of been with as she's not a behemoth but this girl was in a car accident,had one leg a bit longer than the other and enjoyed having polly waffles cigarrette butts and fishing rods and toilet brushes jammed up her clacka.I was thinking about taking her to Hogs Breath Café,is this too much? do ya reckon she'll be comfortable there as ppl have a tendency to stare.

Best thing posted in fucking months.

 

[Eligos]

Satanstoenail writes in Internetese pretty well, but I can't help be read sfk's posts in an Aussie accent when he says shit like "clacka". They just drip with rising inflection.

 

[mutantllama]

Man I had to google polly waffle and holy shit dude.

 

[Carpe Mortem]

You ever google blue waffle disease?

 

[The Butt]

Im thinking of finding sloppy hookers.

 

[viewerfromnihil]

Welcome to seven years ago.

 

[Satanstoenail]

Satanstoenail writes in Internetese

I will not have the Queen's English sullied in this manner.

 

[Zephyrus]

So what are everyone's Valentine's plans?

Taking LG out for sushi, opening our bottle of New Glarus Serendipity beforehand for cocktail hour. Probably a movie afterward....they're screening My Bloody Valentine at a local theatre.

 

[romanticism]

Your plans may be dressed up in fancy stuff, but they're the same plans as mine.

I plan to ejaculate, one way or another.