Males and Females

[Nephilim96]

I think the time will come when women will put cum on their faces before going outside, especially on special occasions. They will just realize they look the best that way and that men like that more than make-up. It will be a part of the ongoing androgenization of society, the understanding of our kind's core needs.

Interesting. I'm not opposed to the idea.

 

[romanticism]

I think the time will come when women will put cum on their faces before going outside, especially on special occasions. They will just realize they look the best that way and that men like that more than make-up. It will be a part of the ongoing androgenization of society, the understanding of our kind's core needs.

Where will they get all that cum? Will there be tariffs on imported cum?

 

[Onder]

Where will they get all that cum? Will there be tariffs on imported cum?

Women with husbands will ask them "honey cum on my face I'm gonna be late to the party" and lazy husbands will answer "you don't have to use cum, you look good like this". And woman will go "but honaaay, all the other girls will have cum on their faces, i'm sure"!

"They can tell when I'm using the cheap l'Oreal substitute."

"I'm running low on that btw".

 

[romanticism]

Look dude, I'm not telling you that you're wrong, but how will you feel when little malaysian boys get shipped off to government-owned cum factories the second they hit puberty. We need to consider the matter on a global scale.

 

[rms]

There is simply no rhyme or reason for the article assignment to nouns and yeah it is a fucking bitch. There are some rules of thumb for words ending in vowels/s and en/er iirc, but that is minimally useful.Knowing Das Auto and Das Handy only gets you so far. At least plural in the nominative is always Die.

how far along are you guys? I'm on my 2nd semester of it, not too shabby i guess. Got to go at least one more but will keep on keepin' on if I don't suck at it.

Learning future tense/dative prepositions some other shit that i can't remember now

 

[Dak]

how far along are you guys? I'm on my 2nd semester of it, not too shabby i guess. Got to go at least one more but will keep on keepin' on if I don't suck at it.

Learning future tense/dative prepositions some other shit that i can't remember now

In my second semester as well, and yeah we are on dative at this point. Dir mir Ihnen etc etc. Are you guys using Na Klar? I need all 4 levels for my Psych degree.

 

[rms]

Na Klar a textbook? We use a CU boulder specific one, Kontakte I think the name is. School requirement is only 3 semesters but who knows, might be good if I go into a german-historian path

 

[Dak]

Na Klar a textbook? We use a CU boulder specific one, Kontakte I think the name is. School requirement is only 3 semesters but who knows, might be good if I go into a german-historian path

Yeah it is.

Not a fan of the structure really but don't really have a choice lol.

 

[clschniffer]

You guys have never found a single girlfriend who'd take a facial from you obviously, losers!

 

[Nephilim96]

You guys have never found a single girlfriend who'd take a facial from you obviously, losers!

Why are you wasting your time here with losers then? You must be a loser too.

 

[MasterOLightning]

You guys have never found a single girlfriend who'd take a facial from you obviously, losers!

I completely suck at picking up girls, and I've still dealt out facials to four girls. I don't know what your point is. I don't think you have one. Get lost.

 

[Satanstoenail]

I would be OK with German doing what Dutch did in the past century and simplify all those articles into something more like English.

Interesting, I didn't know the Dutch had done that. I can't see the Germans going for that idea though for some reason.

There is simply no rhyme or reason for the article assignment to nouns and yeah it is a fucking bitch. There are some rules of thumb for words ending in vowels/s and en/er iirc, but that is minimally useful.Knowing Das Auto and Das Handy only gets you so far. At least plural in the nominative is always Die.

I've pretty much resigned myself to the fact that I'll keep getting a lot of them wrong until I'm more familiar with the language and just concentrate on expanding my vocab. It's annoying though because the program I'm using to learn (Duolingo) is really good with everything else but if you get the article wrong you don't even get awarded a half point.

 

[Eligos]

Why give her a facial when she's willing to swallow?

 

[Nephilim96]

Why give her a facial when she's willing to swallow?

Because it's hot to have my cum all over her face?

 

[damnromulans]

ew

 

[Matt]

It feels so much better when a girl swallows, I'll take that every time over a facial.

 

[Dak]

It feels so much better when a girl swallows, I'll take that every time over a facial.

Brofist.jpg

 

[Dak]

Interesting, I didn't know the Dutch had done that. I can't see the Germans going for that idea though for some reason.


I've pretty much resigned myself to the fact that I'll keep getting a lot of them wrong until I'm more familiar with the language and just concentrate on expanding my vocab. It's annoying though because the program I'm using to learn (Duolingo) is really good with everything else but if you get the article wrong you don't even get awarded a half point.

I was told the best way is to always learn nouns with their articles....which sucks.

 

[clschniffer]

I completely suck at picking up girls, and I've still dealt out facials to four girls. I don't know what your point is. I don't think you have one. Get lost.

You just furthermore proved my point tbh...
Sucking at picking up girls? LAME.
Remembering how many facials you gave exactly? EVEN MORE LAME.
Now you get lost you piss poor excuse for a man.

 

[clschniffer]

Why are you wasting your time here with losers then? You must be a loser too.

I may be wasting my time here but at least I'm not wasting any drop of my precious cum until I get the chance to shove my cock down your throat.