Males and Females

[Nephilim96]

The strangest place I've ever had sex was on top this thing, which is at UC Santa Cruz and pretty out in the open. It was daytime but when school was out so there weren't a lot of people on campus. We thought we could get away with it. Of course a kid comes running up to play on it, mom chasing in horror

In general public sex is a rush... until you get caught.

Wow, that's risky.

The thrill of public sex isn't worth the possible punishment if you get caught. Can't you be charged as a sex offender by just pissing in public?

 

[romanticism]

One time I was leaving some place at night and I noticed some bigass truck parked way fucking close to me. I also simultaneously noticed a crotchal tingle. So I pissed on his truck, hopped in my car, and drove home. It's the little things in life that count.

 

[Carpe Mortem]

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The strangest place I've ever had sex was on top this thing, which is at UC Santa Cruz and pretty out in the open. It was daytime but when school was out so there weren't a lot of people on campus. We thought we could get away with it. Of course a kid comes running up to play on it, mom chasing in horror

In general public sex is a rush... until you get caught.

Yeah definitely don't wanna be the one to scar a child. Don't mind scarring a few adults though! :Smokedev:

 

[MasterpieceMesias]

MasterpieceMesias, whoever you are, I'd be curious to know what percentage of thoughts you convey without the help of stupid gifs.

Eat shit

 

[crimsonfloyd]

Wow, that's risky.

The thrill of public sex isn't worth the possible punishment if you get caught. Can't you be charged as a sex offender by just pissing in public?

Hypothetically yes, but the cop and the judge would have to be major assholes to push that charge. Or you would have had to of been doing something creepy in addition to taking the piss.

Yeah definitely don't wanna be the one to scar a child. Don't mind scarring a few adults though! :Smokedev:

That's the problem though. When you fuck in public you never know whose gonna show up...

 

[The Ozzman]

Hypothetically yes, but the cop and the judge would have to be major assholes to push that charge. Or you would have had to of been doing something creepy in addition to taking the piss.

Really?

 

[Carpe Mortem]

Really?

.....really, grammar nazi?

 

[Zephyrus]

Sounds like those urban kids are teaching him their English instead of learning his.

 

[crimsonfloyd]

Really?

You've got to be fucking kidding me...

 

[Vimana]

That's the problem though. When you fuck in public you never know whose gonna show up...

Really?

 

[Zephyrus]

I spent a good chunk of my class the other day explaining how maintaining standards of spelling and grammar are essential to being taken seriously as a writer.

 

[Nephilim96]

Wouldn't a serious writer use "portion" instead of "chunk"?

 

[King Richard]

...

Really? Really? Reeaaaaaaaaaaaaallllyyyy?

 

[crimsonfloyd]

I spent a good chunk of my class the other day explaining how maintaining standards of spelling and grammar are essential to being taken seriously as a writer.

In an academic essay or professional piece of writing? Sure. In a gossip thread on a metal message board? Please...

 

[unknown]

Discourse muh'fuggaz

 

[Zephyrus]

Wouldn't a serious writer use "portion" instead of "chunk"?

That's a misconception that bedevils many an academic writer. Shorter, punchier, Germanic words tend to be more effective than diluted, Latinate words with multiple syllables. I always favor vocabulary that takes something with physical connotations and uses it figuratively. It substantiates it much more.

In an academic essay or professional piece of writing? Sure. In a gossip thread on a metal message board? Please...

If you had used proper grammar your observations about public fornication would have been taken seriously.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

Holy shit. Fuck off with all this grammar horseshit. For fuck's sake.

 

[viewerfromnihil]

If you had used proper grammar your observations about public fornication would have been taken seriously.

Shouldn't there be a comma after "grammar?"

 

[crimsonfloyd]

Shouldn't there be a comma after "grammar?"

It looks like his unmotivated college students' grammar is rubbing off on him.

 

[Carpe Mortem]

I hear females like grammar and words and stuff. Males do, too, although not as much. Usually neither are very picky about it.