Males and Females

[CF87]

I have two women on my phone. It's the same shit over and over. I'm fucking done.

 

[Eligos]

http://www.blogher.com/breathing-easyhow-i-broke-my-mother-mothers-day

She sent me to live at college during my freshman year. In the spring, she called me one day to tell me I had to drop out of college and move home with her because she was going through a hard time with her husband. So, being the parent, I did just that. She divorced her husband and became very depressed. And there I was, taking care of it all.

Time to break up with mom, dude.

 

[Satanstoenail]

Every now and then, I try again in hopes that she has changed.

But now I know she never will, so I am content that I have tried by best. Such is life.

You have failed to answer several of my important questions.

 

[Onder]

I can't deal with women right now. I just fucking can't.

I can and I will. I do. Maybe I am.

 

[Zephyrus]

RJ, you seriously need to move to the city. Toronto's not so far.

 

[CF87]

I can and I will. I do. Maybe I am.

I was intoxicated when I said that. Everything is fine right now. Aslong as I do not touch booze I'm good. I try really hard not too.

 

[damnromulans]

PP got me some awesome Middle Earth leggings for no reason. They are WAY TOO SMALL and I almost ripped them trying to get them on, and he had the gall to say they looked great and didn't make rolls.



<3 <3 <3 <3 <3

 

[Funerary_Doom]

Awe!

So, i actually thought a dress or leggings out of the Game of Thrones Westeros map would be cool and emailed the idea to blackmilkclothing and they told me they were already working on that. And the dress and leggings is now on their site. Man am I tempted!

 

[CF87]

If only I had a big black Cock.

 

[Onder]

I was intoxicated when I said that. Everything is fine right now. Aslong as I do not touch booze I'm good. I try really hard not too.

Goddamit I need to get drunk. My sore throat and general tiresomeness prevented me from doing so for like 5 days already. Tomorrow I should be having a beer with this blonde girl from my french class. I hope she remembers. :Smug:

Smugfuckingface bitch. Let's go have a beer. I feel like shit but that doesn't stop me babe.

We'll go have a beer like common people. I wanna live like common people. Humans the members of society.

 

[The Butt]

You have failed to answer several of my important questions.

It was the internet relationship, not that it matters.p

 

[Master_Yoda77]

I messaged a fat bitch on OKC who likes Sci-Fi and Fantasy books. Fat bitch didn't respond. Cunt.

 

[-CC-]

It was the internet relationship, not that it matters.p

 

[CF87]

Tomorrow I should be having a beer with this blonde girl from my french class. I hope she remembers. :Smug:

I have this feeling she wants you to lick her pussy!

 

[Onder]

I have this feeling she wants you to lick her pussy!

Dude we're like, soulmates.

 

[Carpe Mortem]

I have this feeling she wants you to lick her pussy!

 

[-CC-]

Is that Brandon DiCamillo?

 

[King Richard]

So, after three years of being single and playing the field I have a girlfriend now and she's pretty much perfect. Shit's crazy man.

 

[Zephyrus]

As one of the more monogamous folks here, I send you both good wishes on your new romance. How'd you meet and develop this thing?

 

[ProphetofHatred]

So, after three years of being single and playing the field I have a girlfriend now and she's pretty much perfect. Shit's crazy man.

Same except a year, shit is cray