Males and Females

[MasterOLightning]

Now, I may be unattractive and have poor social skills, but even if I was disregarding that, picking up girls at bars is fucking hard. There will always be better looking and more assertive guys controlling the territory. At least trying on OkC allows one to make a premeditated move and avoid the awkwardness and shame that comes from failing in person.

I wish prostitution was an easier move here. I'd just hire escorts. Fuck it.

 

[Onder]

Funny because yesterday I talked to like millions of thousands girls. One appeared out just like that and one played fiddle! There were others.

 

[SentinelSlain]

I can't deal with fucking players in clubs. If some guy "takes over" a girl I just got off with, due to having a swagger and retarded manner that she finds intoxicated, at least within the club environment, then really they both need kicking out of a helicopter or something. What the fuck. When did that become socially acceptable. It isn't even big guys half of the time, people I could beat up if I didn't know 3 bouncers would probably jump me out of nowhere and sit on me for hours. Oh I hate those ass holes too. Anyone who gets a massive buzz out of being able to control who goes into a nightclub is a waste of oxygen.

 

[Onder]

I can't deal with fucking players in clubs. If some guy "takes over" a girl I just got off with, due to having a swagger and retarded manner that she finds intoxicated, at least within the club environment, then really they both need kicking out of a helicopter or something. What the fuck. When did that become socially acceptable. It isn't even big guys half of the time, people I could beat up if I didn't know 3 bouncers would probably jump me out of nowhere and sit on me for hours. Oh I hate those ass holes too. Anyone who gets a massive buzz out of being able to control who goes into a nightclub is a waste of oxygen.

Nice bro. Shout it out.

Dude I'm in shit but I'm really in the mood for some aggression right now. I feel like getting beat up.

 

[KafkaX]

Yeah, I've been meaning to go hoggin' with some friends, but I never have any game in person. Like, I walk up them and be like "yo girl, what are you drinking? You like craft beer?" At least with OKC I can message them about something relevant, but I guess that hasn't been working much recently either...

Oh, and I'm fucking shy with the other gender for some reason.

Gotta get over that shyness, bro. How? By trying and getting rejected. Seriously. Once you arent afraid of rejection, like truly arent afraid, thats truly where the shyness dissipates and confidence comes in. More so than finding a common ground to talk about, its all about confidence and good vibes. The conversation just flows naturally when you approach them with those two things.

Most of the women I met are at bars. I have no issue talking to any chick, in any room. But when I first started hitting on women, Id fail. Miserably.

Ill show you the ropes at MDF, bro. This year, were getting you fucking laid.

 

[damnromulans]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I have several girlfriends who are going but they're all gay, asexual, or taken.

 

[The Ozzman]

I stopped going to bars a while ago. Ever since my DUI conviction, I've been hesitant to start down that road again.

 

[wandering_taco]

You have to be like me and live in walking distance from the best bars in town.

 

[MasterOLightning]

Yeah, proximity to bars and public transportation is how you decide where to live.

 

[Carpe Mortem]

Yeah, I've been meaning to go hoggin' with some friends, but I never have any game in person. Like, I walk up them and be like "yo girl, what are you drinking? You like craft beer?" At least with OKC I can message them about something relevant, but I guess that hasn't been working much recently either...

Oh, and I'm fucking shy with the other gender for some reason.

I like you, dude. You don't start shit and you just overall seem like a cool guy.

So my advice is to continue being yourself. Don't get so stressed about impressing the bitch. Either she wants you as you are, or she doesn't. People say chicks dig confidence, but they don't explain it correctly and fully... chicks dig guys who are happy enough with themselves to always have the same personality.

 

[damnromulans]

We're just people.

Unfortunately the best advice for dating is "be attractive and have a stable personality." Some people have it rough because they lack the potential to develop either. But that's not the case for Mr. Yoda, so hope is on the horizon.

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

Yeah it's really simple - be in shape and develop a personality or just be nice/cool.

 

[Matt]

I have several morbidly obese friends that are married to similarly obese women, so being in shape isn't a requirement. Certainly helps though.

 

[Zephyrus]

Women want the same thing guys want, but they have to cloak it in feminine mysticism lest they be slut-shamed. Culture forces them to behave as they do.

 

[Nephilim96]

I have several morbidly obese friends that are married to similarly obese women, so being in shape isn't a requirement. Certainly helps though.

Well, if you want a chick who's in shape, you probably have to be in shape too. The hot chicks who dig fat guys are rare.

 

[The Ozzman]

Women want the same thing guys want

Are you naive or..?

 

[Zephyrus]

Yes, probably. And it's worked, I guess.

 

[The Ozzman]

Yes, probably. And it's worked, I guess.

Just checking. Not all women want what all men want. That's just a fact. You've just lucked out in finding women who want what you want.

Must be nice.

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

In a general sense I think women do want the same things. It's just that I don't think there's a female equivalent to, let's say, gagging or shooting a load on a pretty face. We're sick fucks really, truly sick.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

I like you, dude. You don't start shit and you just overall seem like a cool guy.

So my advice is to continue being yourself. Don't get so stressed about impressing the bitch. Either she wants you as you are, or she doesn't. People say chicks dig confidence, but they don't explain it correctly and fully... chicks dig guys who are happy enough with themselves to always have the same personality.

I should just start telling bitches what my literary interests are and ask them what their thoughts are about Paradise Lost.