So I haven't mentioned her in a while, but my girlfriend's going to Portland for a week. She said she wants to try anal when she gets back. I've never dated a girl who was up to it, and I'm fucking stoked as all get out.
You're still with the partially blind girl, right?
I find it fucking gross, but that's just me.
If I were a clingy and anxious girl, I don't think having my gorgeous and charming boyfriend break up with me while I was nervous about exams would actually help me to keep a clear and compartmentalized mind, but of course, I am unfortunately not your girlfriend.