Males and Females

[uhhhhmmmm4]

Haha... yaaayyy!

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

Bill Burr - Advice: Buddy's Ex

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JhnEly8SH3Q

Guy makes me laugh every time

 

[Nephilim96]

So I haven't mentioned her in a while, but my girlfriend's going to Portland for a week. She said she wants to try anal when she gets back. I've never dated a girl who was up to it, and I'm fucking stoked as all get out.

You're still with the partially blind girl, right?

 

[Onder]

Just say you were partially blind for a moment there too.

 

[Eligos]

You're still with the partially blind girl, right?

Yep, it's about to become my longest relationship too. We had a rough spot these past couple months, but things are looking hopeful now that she's graduated and has more time for herself.

 

[Nephilim96]

Cool, have fun inside her anus.

 

[The Butt]

Indeed. Nothing like some good old sodomy.

 

[damnromulans]

Buttsex is cool

 

[Master_Yoda77]

I find it fucking gross, but that's just me.

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

Nothing like shit stain balls or a nice sliver of turkey gravy on the rim of your head.

 

[End of Glory]

So I met a girl at the bar. She's not what I usually look for but her personality were just too great to deny. We sat and talked for a great while and I started to buy drinks for her. Later on we decided to go to my place, we had some more drinks and then we fucked. Afterwards I found out that she's daughter to one of my co-workers.. Shit might get interesting if she'll be a one night stand. But at least I'm thinking about to ask her if she wants to meet again. Right now she's sleeping next to me, ah what the hell I can't think about that now, need to sleep.

 

[Serjeant Grumbles]

I find it fucking gross, but that's just me.

Give her an enema first so it's nice and clean.

 

[Nephilim96]

Its kind of gross, but good for them if they wanna try it.

 

[Onder]

We both have finals on 26-27th and I think this is going to divide us because she's the kind of girl that gets nervous before exams and I think she'll just spend 10 days studying and well.. being nervous. Last time I saw her was thursday morning and she's still good. Pretty much zero contact. I think this won't hurt her as much as if I just told her because she now has different things to think about.

And just so we're clear, I want to study too. And be alone and listen to Dvořák and shit.

The lone wolves are led to Satan's glory.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

If I were a clingy and anxious girl, I don't think having my gorgeous and charming boyfriend break up with me while I was nervous about exams would actually help me to keep a clear and compartmentalized mind, but of course, I am unfortunately not your girlfriend.

 

[The Ozzman]

I only tried anal once and that was because the girl who wanted it was drunker than shit. I was successful and it's a very 'different' sensation in a good way.

Most girls won't let me do anal because of the size of my cock though

 

[Nephilim96]

No, most girls won't let you do anal because they don't want to do anal. They don't have prostates, so it's not fun for them (like it is for gay guys).

 

[SentinelSlain]

Bloody porn perverting everyone.

 

[Baroque]

Anal doesn't feel as good as vaginal or oral in my opinion, so i'm ok with women not letting me do it. I had one gf that really liked it and asked for it though.

 

[Onder]

If I were a clingy and anxious girl, I don't think having my gorgeous and charming boyfriend break up with me while I was nervous about exams would actually help me to keep a clear and compartmentalized mind, but of course, I am unfortunately not your girlfriend.

You write such strange things.