Males and Females

I've been with six women total, made at least three of them orgasm. Those three I did at least ten times. Not a single one of them squirted at all.
 
After fap pee usually stings, so either vaginas are more resilient or vaginal fluids must contain aloe-like properties.
 
I always piss after I jack off. By the time I'm done, I'll usually have to piss no matter what, but I've noticed that it also kind of cleans the urethra, which helps keeping me from oozing jizz out of my dick and getting it all over my underwear.
 
You must pee after sex to prevent UTIs!

I'm really not into watersports. But if I had to pee in the heat of the moment I would.