Males and Females

[Zephyrus]

Fucking called it!

 

[waif]

Just text her in a couple days, be like "eh baby wan sum fuk"

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

Send her get better soon flowers and hide a self molded dildo in the middle of it.

 

[The Butt]

I learn everything I know from Seinfeld.

What in the fuck? I think this girl is pulling a George on me. She fucking cancelled again. I guess she was sent home from work with a high fever. She did say that she'd "love the chance to try again and meet up" once she gets better. Shitty. Not sure if she is genuine or just trying to ditch me or something.

Have you guys rescheduled? Because if she cancels again, that'd be strike three, she's out.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

Yeah, not yet. Waiting on a response. If I don't get anything, fuck her. This is a better girlfriend to have.

 

[unknown]

I love how the lady next to him scoots away as he starts drinking.

 

[The Butt]

Yeah, not yet. Waiting on a response. If I don't get anything, fuck her. This is a better girlfriend to have.

That is quite possibly the greatest thing I have seen ever.

 

[MasterOLightning]

Got a date today, we're doing a cliff walk in RI. It's gonna be really fucking hot. May die of dehydration.

You should push him off the cliff. When else are you going to have such a good chance to kill?

 

[Funerary_Doom]

Blahh that sucks.

Fuck bitches, drink beer.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

Wait...is dweller female or gay...

If female. Tits or gtfo.

 

[Nephilim96]

I thought dweller was a straight dude.

 

[dwellerINTHEdark]

Yup straight dude. Sorry to disappoint!

 

[The Butt]

Got me excited for a split second as well.

 

[Nephilim96]

Yup straight dude. Sorry to disappoint!

Well...

You should push him off the cliff. When else are you going to have such a good chance to kill?

You're dumb!

 

[MasterOLightning]

Haha, I was making a funny by implying he was a gay male or a straight woman.

My comedy science is too advanced for this classroom.

 

[uhhhhmmmm4]

Whybwould being a straight woman ever be funny? I guess it IS too advanced... for me at least.

 

[waif]

Had a date tonight. She was a fair bit heavier than her picture. No real connection. Waste of time, I guess, but I just see it as a chance to practice my conversation. Got a date with another girl tomorrow.

 

[MasterOLightning]

Whybwould being a straight woman ever be funny? I guess it IS too advanced... for me at least.

It's funny because it confused people. I laughed, anyway.

 

[Draehl]

Continually frustrated with the fact that all the women I meet that like metal LOOK like they like metal what with the tats/piecing/tacky dress. The women that I'm attracted to end up being absurdly annoying hardcore catholic/completely straight edge types. I'm after a mythical wolf in sheep's clothing it would seem...

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Metal culture is disgusting. I recommend keeping that shit in the closet and living the rest of your days as an emasculated, church-going family dad.