Males and Females

[dwellerINTHEdark]

Advice heeded.

 

[Vimana]

I'm disappointed, Jimmy. I wanted something more nuanced like your hotness scale.

 

[waif]

I missed that. Recap?

 

[Vimana]

It goes from 1-30. I forget the details. I think it's something like 1-10 is regular, 11-20 is attractive, and 21-30 is slammin'.

 

[viewerfromnihil]

You're mistaking the attractiveness scale for the crazy scale. Btw, you've got your attractiveness scale all wrong. It's -30 through +30.

 

[The Butt]

1-5. It's fairly simple, 1 is a blocked call to get rid of, and a 5 you need to bleach your hair, buy a gun and move out of the country.

Thankfully my girlfriend is like a stage -6 on the clinger scale. i could go an entire 4 days without even speaking to her and she wouldn't care... she'd probably just be at home watching shit on Netflix.

 

[Der Morgenstern]

Or fucking other dudes. When you kiss, you're basically sucking the cock she's sucked during those four days.

 

[Nephilim96]

Thankfully my girlfriend is like a stage -6 on the clinger scale. i could go an entire 4 days without even speaking to her and she wouldn't care... she'd probably just be at home watching shit on Netflix.

... or fucking other dudes.

Edit: ^Fuck, I didn't see that post.

 

[waif]

You guys are assholes. Butt knows and trusts this girl and you have absolutely no reason to talk shit.

 

[Vimana]

They can say what they want. If Butt has any sense, he'll just laugh at people on the internet declaring something about his personal life with such certainty based on words he puts on a forum.

 

[KafkaX]

I ended up calling things off with my girlfriend last night.

Sucks, but its for the best. Things were slowly heading in a direction I didnt want. The good times were dwindling while the headaches and frustration were growing.

Moving on.

 

[Der Morgenstern]

Butt doesn't need you to white knight for him, waif. I'm sure he appreciates it, though.

 

[waif]

There's a difference between white knighting and calling people out on being giant dickbags. I don't know why you think it's acceptable to behave like that. If you acted like that offline you'd get your ass kicked.

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

It's called poking fun dummy, they're joking/fucking around. Some of you fuckers have such thin skin.

What's funny is I could see some girl doing this to him haha, see it's funny because it's not outside the realm of possibility, especially for Butthead..

Vimana is basically a girl so he's excused.

 

[Vimana]

Vimana is basically a girl so he's excused.

What do you mean by that?

I ended up calling things off with my girlfriend last night.

Sucks, but its for the best. Things were slowly heading in a direction I didnt want. The good times were dwindling while the headaches and frustration were growing.

Moving on.

Did this have to do with shit like trying to make you jealous?

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

I hate when you play dumb

 

[KafkaX]

Nah, it had to deal with her maturity level, and constantly not getting want I need and want from the relationship.

By the way she acted when it ended solidified my decision. I know I made the right one. Still sucks, though.

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

Did ya get one last one right in the pussy!?

 

[KafkaX]

Nope. Went straight for the asshole, one last time.

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

Such a sweet boy