Males and Females

Females require a lot of effort, And I'm not going to give them shit. So fuck them.
 
They expect you to be a fucking mindreader. And for all you know one might not even like you at all. So then you have to find out if you're crazy or not to see, and then you have to deal with making an ass out of yourself and be rejected, how shit is that. Because you have no clue at all. And chances are you are probably completely wrong anyways. Fuck that. I'm not doing that shit. End
 
Pretty sure JAGE can build a solid case for identity theft at this point.
 
Unfortunately, no matter how adamantly you may reject women now, you will always be a non-virgin and will never transcend to the most vaulted level of the afterlife. All you can do now is subsist on a modest diet of animated pornography and perhaps the wizard god will still find a position for you to fill.
 
Yeah, it's weird cuz looking through his post history it looks like he talked about getting drunk and fucking bitches all the time. What the fuck happened bro?
 
DD, at least you're not a virgin like HB and I. :(

M is the hip slang here.

And you got it. If I remember what happened after the party I will recount. Here's hoping I don't do anything greasy.

I've heard of people going gay from meth, but not from MDMA, and I know everything, so you should be okay.
 
Christy Mack got the fuck beat out of her by her ex-MMA fighter boyfriend and, apparently, is in critical condition. This is super huge news guys. She's, like, my current favorite porn star. Not sure who I'd jerk off to without her.
 
I'm one of those cool dudes who loves both massive fucking titties and glorious asses. I also love super fit girls or small/petite girls like Lexi Belle. Basically, I like fucking women.
 
Sounds like Christy got beat up when Mr. Tough Guy came home and saw something he didn't want to see. Which is weird when you're dating someone who fucks other people for a living.

Lexi Belle is definitely a Hall of Fame porn star. I think I prefer Riley Reid for the "teen" genre. She's just a bit more filthy.
 
Lexi Belle's "Day with a Pornstar" video with Charles Dera is one of the best things of all time. The one where they start off at the aquarium. When Lexi gets pissed at Charles stopping and hits him and grabs his face, you can just see Dera get fucking pissed. He then fucks the shit out of her and she tries to tell him to stop but he's like "you said don't stop" and just crushes her. Excellent.
 
DD, at least you're not a virgin like HB and I. :(

lol ur a virgin. Also, you eat some random pills for no reason, wtf. That's super dumb.

Schmidty it looks like you know that video well. I'll have to watch it when I get home. Lexi Belle is alright.
 
What pills?

Dunno you eat some shit and say it gives you a high which has to be bullshit high and who the fuck would eat medicine when they're not sick, that's fucking stupid, also you're a virgin lololol etc kthxbai.
 
Nephilim how do you feel about the fact that The Butt can get teen pussy with a face like his and you sit at home trying medicaments for illnesses you don't have and Ducks lost with fucking Kings too. How does it feel? I mean look at The Butt's face.