Males and Females

[CF87]

Nothing is wrong with 16 year old jailbait pussy, but he might want to watch how he handles that shit. It's suppose to be a secret.

 

[Onder]

Nothing is wrong with 16 year old jailbait pussy

Dude no shit, I get a boner when I read 16 year old pussy.

, but he might want to watch how he handles that shit. It's suppose to be a secret.

He fucking lives at his girlfriend's mother's place. I wouldn't be surprised if the mother thought they were just playing like kids because it's hardly believable that a girl would fuck with The Butt. Maybe she's in for a surprise. One day she'll walk into the room and see The Butt's ugly kisser in her daughter's crotch and she'll be getting the knife right afterwards and she'll cut his throat and her daughter's too and probably commit suicide too.

EDIT: Although, I guess they're like white trash or something. I've seen those in the movies.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Not something I would expect from you. I thought you'd be a grand critic of the lightning, camera movements, video quality, and overall professionalism.

I'm a fan of authenticity and raw expression of primal urges. A person that only watches pro porn will never enjoy the experience of a digital camera awkwardly positioned on a dresser, focused on an emotionless Asian lady in her mid 30s, likely a mail-order bride, undressed but holding herself. You will never know the feeling of having a ~350lb 50-something year old man then step from behind the camera into view, his skin appearing a sickly grey mass from the low resolution blurring flesh and body hair together. That moment when he bends over her, grabs her by the hair and kisses her on the mouth in what appears to be nothing more than a custom, the lady turning her head sideways and awkwardly sticking her tongue out into the air, likely trying to avoid his disgusting unkempt beard. The excitement of when he then throws her back into the bed and just lays on top of her, his loose fatty body obscuring her worryingly thin one, and how in the heat of the moment and all of his labored huffing and puffing, she does not utter one sound. When just two minutes later he releases the most terrifying and troglodytic moan, just barely able to get up in time to pelvic thrust her in the face and shoot his load, only his disgusting ass visible due to the angle. As he walks back towards the camera you can see for just a brief moment that his cock was not even damp after the ordeal, let alone wet, and you begin to wonder if she ever had an opportunity to enjoy intercourse across her entire life. He picks the camera up and now brings it into focus with her face, where just two pathetic little blobs of what look like cottage cheese rest beneath her left eye. You hear a gruff voice, likely that of a chain-smoking factory worker, "Look at the camera", and the moment she darts her glazed-over eyes towards the lens, the video ends.

I watch it for the story.

 

[arg]

I'm one of those cool dudes who loves both massive fucking titties and glorious asses. I also love super fit girls or small/petite girls like Lexi Belle. Basically, I like fucking women.

http://thehundreds.com/porncousin/

 

[-CC-]

What better stories than in professional porn though? You clearly haven't seen the classics like Forrest Hump, Big Trouble in Little Vagina, and Prime Cuts: One Fell Into The Poo-Poo's Nest.

 

[Nephilim96]

Dunno you eat some shit and say it gives you a high which has to be bullshit high and who the fuck would eat medicine when they're not sick, that's fucking stupid, also you're a virgin lololol etc kthxbai.

I don't remember that.

Nephilim how do you feel about the fact that The Butt can get teen pussy with a face like his and you sit at home trying medicaments for illnesses you don't have and Ducks lost with fucking Kings too. How does it feel? I mean look at The Butt's face.

Yeah, I rather be a virgin than have that face.

And we still made it further than the Devils or Sharks.

 

[The Butt]

Fuck you then Nephilim. Go cunt around somewhere else.

I'm jk you're okay.

 

[Nephilim96]

That hurts so much.

 

[0Marty]

*

Professional porn has better story than amateur. But you seem to like the "reality show" feel that amateur porn brings, you know, the real emotions that it brings. I like this too.

 

[The Butt]

That hurts so much.

Bam.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Professional porn has better story than amateur. But you seem to like the "reality show" feel that amateur porn brings, you know, the real emotions that it brings. I like this too.

A story doesn't have to be shoved down your throat for it to be good. The best stories are told through subtle expression. The mild twitch that a down and beaten wife displays when her husband commands her in his bedroom is just as informative, and ten times as captivating, as some paid slut having her eyeliner voluntarily smeared as some well-built stud yells "Oooh yeah I'm fucking you bitch, you're mine" as if telling a story for 10 year olds that don't know what sex is.

 

[Mort Divine]

Professional porn has better story than amateur. But you seem to like the "reality show" feel that amateur porn brings, you know, the real emotions that it brings. I like this too.

Who watches porn for the story?

 

[0Marty]

Everyone? If you don't you miss important part of the experience

 

[Funerary_Doom]

Maybe there's just some things I'll just not get but I don't see the point in watching porn where the woman in not into it at all. Total turn off.

 

[Dak]

Maybe there's just some things I'll just not get but I don't see the point in watching porn where the woman in not into it at all. Total turn off.

It's for guys who no woman would enjoy intercourse with.

 

[crimsonfloyd]

They expect you to be a fucking mindreader. And for all you know one might not even like you at all. So then you have to find out if you're crazy or not to see, and then you have to deal with making an ass out of yourself and be rejected, how shit is that. Because you have no clue at all. And chances are you are probably completely wrong anyways. Fuck that. I'm not doing that shit. End

Well said...

He fucking lives at his girlfriend's mother's place. I wouldn't be surprised if the mother thought they were just playing like kids because it's hardly believable that a girl would fuck with The Butt. Maybe she's in for a surprise. One day she'll walk into the room and see The Butt's ugly kisser in her daughter's crotch and she'll be getting the knife right afterwards and she'll cut his throat and her daughter's too and probably commit suicide too.

EDIT: Although, I guess they're like white trash or something. I've seen those in the movies.

So many good posts in the past few pages.

 

[MasterOLightning]

A lot of porn performers who achieve moderate success aren't radically different people than any of us. They want their work to be good and they want to have fun doing it. I lost it when there was a reference to Chris-R from The Room during a student teacher scene. (Diana Prince, Dane Cross)

Some porn parodies are actually pretty funny. Spider-babe and all the Misty Mundae films do it pretty well, though they're very much softcore.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

I was joking in response to this post regarding the creepy stuff. Although amateur is still the best for the most part. Probably half of my porn searches feature 'girlfriend' somewhere foreveralone. When it comes to the pros, Charmane Star and Anita Blonde are my favs.

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

What do you fellas think about Amsterdam's Red Light District? is it something you'd consider doing or do you think it's gross and/or sad?

 

[Matt]

I would like to visit, but I doubt I'd actually engage a prostitute's services.