Males and Females

[Satanstoenail]

I actually prefer assertive women because they don't do games or bullshit.

All women do games and bullshit. The difference with 'assertive women', or 'women with strong personalities' is that they are smarter and make you feel like they aren't doing games and bullshit when they're actually doing worse games and bullshit.

 

[Vimana]

I disagree. Though rare, there are women out there who don't play games or attempt backhanded manipulation. I dated a girl like that.

 

[Onder]

"Women with strong personalities" are only fucking posers. Women are weak shit and when they see your dick their mind is as strong as a starving black baby in Sahara. They deserve that dick in every hole as that is their guide and their instinct. That is their real life.

 

[The Ozzman]

All women do games and bullshit. The difference with 'assertive women', or 'women with strong personalities' is that they are smarter and make you feel like they aren't doing games and bullshit when they're actually doing worse games and bullshit.

So your woman plays games with you then?

 

[SentinelSlain]

This is a gay thing to say but you can have a no bullshit relationship. Just find a girl who is sufficiently physically attracted to you and state that there cannot be any bs on the first date.

 

[Vimana]

...Contrary to the sexism that is prevalent on the internet, there ARE women out there that aren't high-maintenance or highly illogical...

 

[Zephyrus]

So, um....my ex came over (the hot red-head) so I could help her with French and cook her some food. So long story short, whatever I said about us not being able to be friends may change, and that a lot of it was all in my head (yes I acknowledge this has been and could still go back and forth, but whatever). We ended up having a long conversation about what our views on relationships are and it's pretty clear that we're not getting back together (well, it wasn't stated, but I'm going to make the assumption for my sake).

It was clear that our incompatibility was mainly due to her surfeit of spirituality and my lack thereof.

Well we ended up making out before she left. I'm interpreting this as post-relationship-still-have-feelings-for-eachother-so-why-not, rather than it pointing toward any kind of renewal, and I'm happy because of that.

I'm just going to take this all at face value and be happy I got to kiss her again. This has been a good week.


Cliffs: Made out with ex tonight.

 

[Satanstoenail]

So your woman plays games with you then?

I've got 99 problems and a bitch is roughly 93 of them.

 

[Personified Hatred]

"Women with strong personalities" are only fucking posers. Women are weak shit and when they see your dick their mind is as strong as a starving black baby in Sahara. They deserve that dick in every hole as that is their guide and their instinct. That is their real life.

I agree. Although I would say that in a more diplomatic way

 

[Zephyrus]

Whoa, wait a second. Your ex came to your pad, had deep conversations with you and you cooked for her and didn't fuck her? That bitch was screaming for some cock brother.

No, she wouldn't have. She's come to have really fucked up views on sex. She thinks that all of a sudden when she meets the right person and falls in love with him, poof, sex will become awesome. And in any other context it would make her feel huge guilt for "acting like an animal under the eyes of God." Oh course, she also says that "the Holy Spirit is better than sex."

And least I got to hit it a few times while we were together. Too bad.

 

[The Ozzman]

I've got 99 problems and a bitch is roughly 93 of them.

I'll take that as a 'Yes', so why would your woman continue to play games with you while together? That doesn't seem very conducive to a long lasting relationship

 

[King Richard]

I'll take that as a 'Yes', so why would your woman continue to play games with you while together? That doesn't seem very conducive to a long lasting relationship

Why do you always ask so many stupid questions man? You already know the answer to this question; because women are fucking crazy. I've already been over this with you.

 

[The Ozzman]

Why do you always ask so many stupid questions man?

 

[Vimana]

I must live in a strange plane of existence where there are sane women that are not emulations of the females in Ragecomics.

 

[Vossyrus]

I must live in a strange plane of existence where there are sane women that are not emulations of the females in Ragecomics.

There are more men than women on this forum so you're going to hear more negative remarks about women, especially in regards to relationships. If this forum was primarily used by women, you would hear the same level of negativity towards men and past or existing relationships.

 

[The Ozzman]

Anyway, I got Hot Nurse's voicemail again and decided that I really needed to tell her how I felt because I thought it was the right thing to do so that she knew where I stood. I basically said I like everything about her and this includes her personality (which she worried was too strong for me).

This will either make her very happy or freak her out and then I can stop worrying about this whole thing because I'll have an answer.

 

[SentinelSlain]

That girl gets more boring as she goes on.

 

[Dak]

Anyway, I got Hot Nurse's voicemail again and decided that I really needed to tell her how I felt because I thought it was the right thing to do so that she knew where I stood. I basically said I like everything about her and this includes her personality (which she worried was too strong for me).

This will either make her very happy or freak her out and then I can stop worrying about this whole thing because I'll have an answer.

Voicemail


I usually won't even leave voicemails about non-important stuff. I also normally don't check my voicemails either, I just see I have a missed call and call the person right back. Why waste the extra time checking a voicemail?

 

[Vimana]

This girl I used to like back when the age difference wasn't weird invited me to a play she's in. I immediately thought of that pickup artist web site. I'm probably not going to go, anyway. I know I can pretty much see the school from my house and get there in two minutes tops, but I'm not a big fan of plays. I'll probably only go if a friend who's going invites me.

 

[The Ozzman]

Voicemail

Yeah, but I think it was the only way it was going to get done because usually I call her and it will go to voicemail and then I'll get a text 20 minutes later. It was/is really annoying that she wouldn't call me back when she got the time.

I usually won't even leave voicemails about non-important stuff. I also normally don't check my voicemails either, I just see I have a missed call and call the person right back. Why waste the extra time checking a voicemail?

I feel the same way. Whenever I call my parents and I get their voicemail, I never leave a message. I usually just call them back later if they don't call me back within an hour or so.