Males and Females

[damnromulans]

Vimana seems like a decent candidate for asexuality.

porkpal isn't going to get hurt any time soon because the gayness is just about mutual; somewhere in there I decided to allow myself to just enjoy it. I assume things will only get faggier when we spend 3 days/nights in Montreal together...

 

[Vimana]

At this point I don't think Mosbying him will work.

 

[waif]

KR: Have you ascertained the existence or non-existence of her penis?

Laura: Oh, then just go with it and have fun. And don't go to Muzique, the people who run it are dickheads and it's a shitty club.

 

[Tonka Time]

I just Mysticame.....and now I need to Rest......You know, get some rest for the Wintermass........I Mysticame in your grave btw....right next to The Grave Of Petrified Souls.....(If you haven't got the references by now, blow your head off)

 

[sevag00]

i do have some of nuncheon/ossa/charlie's boob pics though

Well, what are waiting for? Post them. Let's have some fun.

 

[Zephyrus]

T
My girlfriend of 18 months is in the room as I type this. Playing Skyrim.
I was playing before, but that's what I get for going to the bathroom.

Does she have a life besides waiting idly by for you to fuck her or is your life that perfect?

 

[SentinelSlain]

Her only sorrow is for women who live with lives.

 

[unknown]

Here's my day in a nutshell:

Worked from 8-5. Left work and headed to my appointment for Thai yoga massage. Left Thai yoga massage with hot Thai chick who gave me Thai yoga massage and got some food at a brewpub. Left brewpub with hot Thai chick's number and a hug. Winning.

First time I ever met this chick and I successfully got her on a date and her number. Damn I'm smooth.

Oh, and did I mention she's already had her hands all over my cock and balls (during the massage mind you)? Great night.

was there a happy ending to the massage?

 

[King Richard]

KR: Have you ascertained the existence or non-existence of her penis?

Not fully, however, she was wearing extremly tight yoga pants and bent over in front of me enough that I could get a very good look for any buldges. That and she had my body in strange positions and I accidently touched her tits a couple times and had my legs in between her crotch. So I'm about 99% positive it's a chick. Thanks for the concern though bruh.

was there a happy ending to the massage?

Nah, I respect women, I don't pay to fuck their face, I do it for free.

edit: Here's her profile on the website:

Chanh is unique; a free spirit. She is native Thai. She recently returned from Belize after training for one year with her yoga guru in yoga traditions. While living abroad, she traveled through Central America teaching yoga and attending retreats. She has over 5 year of experience in yoga. Her goal is to combine Thai bodywork, massage, and stretching into an overall relaxing experience. A buddhist at heart who believes in health and wellness through breathing techniques, exercise, nutrition, and healing touch. Her goal is to give each client a special heart felt welcome and she hopes each client leaves with internal peace and calmness. Namaste.

 

[SentinelSlain]

In other news, a girl on OkCupid (actually an older woman, lol) has agreed to go out with me. Now I'm all full of jitters and shit. I don't know where to take her because I don't know the place where she lives. (15 mins away) I better man the fuck up, as Ozzman and Dakryn would say.

 

[Onder]

In other news, a girl on OkCupid (actually an older woman, lol) has agreed to go out with me. Now I'm all full of jitters and shit. I don't know where to take her because I don't know the place where she lives. (15 mins away) I better man the fuck up, as Ozzman and Dakryn would say.

Hahaha, that’s gonna be fucking awkward. Being anxious and taking older woman on a date.

 

[SentinelSlain]

Only 3 years older.

 

[The Ozzman]

Just take her to coffee or dinner. Something to help break the ice.

 

[Onder]

Beer.

EDIT: If it doesn’t breaks the ice, you can break her head with the glass.

 

[waif]

Does she have a life besides waiting idly by for you to fuck her or is your life that perfect?

More or less. She's out of school but doesn't have a job yet.

 

[waif]

Does she have a life besides waiting idly by for you to fuck her or is your life that perfect?

More or less. She's out of school but doesn't have a job yet.

 

[Vimana]

That sounds awesome.

 

[Draehl]

Browsing through okcupid and found a definite keeper. Kinda geeky while definitely having a certain elegance. Seems to dress and think conservatively, but isn't a jesus freak. Has a boatload in common with me, especially on all the important shit. And likes tall lanky dudes. We'll see if a response comes back.

 

[waif]

That sounds awesome.

I wish she'd get a job. Her not having any money kind of sucks.

I need to give some slut some wet n wild bare butsecks.

If you're not dating a girl and she'll let you stick it up her ass, get out. If she wants you to stick it up there bareback, run.

 

[Vimana]

Lay down the law. Force her to get one.