Males and Females

[Der Morgenstern]

You just point and pull the trigger.

 

[The Ozzman]

That's what she said

 

[zabu of nΩd]

That reminds me of a stupid youtube video i saw once of a girl who fired a .50 caliber handgun (i.e. Desert Eagle) which recoiled so hard it smacked her on the forehead.

 

[unknown]

I really don't understand the fucking feather in the hair phenomenon going on right now.

 

[SentinelSlain]

I really can't be bothered. I think wanking over porn for so long has made women unnecessary for me. This girl is nice but she's boring to talk to and not that hot, too chubby..

I don't know what to say to her.

 

[Srontgorrth]

"tonugght"

wat

 

[Master_Yoda77]

I need better pics to make a judgement, but I tend to disagree when most people saying so-and-so is "too chubby."

 

[SentinelSlain]

She made my bed sink...

 

[Master_Yoda77]

So?

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

chubby? who gives a shit about chubby?

 

[Master_Yoda77]

I heard chubby girls suck the best cock.

 

[Zephyrus]

If it's just to fuck then I'd go for it, but if it's the type to get attached and want more then prudently avoid.

 

[Vimana]

"tonugght"

wat

This. What's with her?

 

[Master_Yoda77]

I messaged some random girl who likes Arrested Development, Trailer Park Boys, and Breaking Bad on OKC randomly. Now if she stopped listening to the Grateful Dead we could actually get somewhere.

I also saw a total cutie into 80s horror/slasher movies. I showed a pic of her to a female friend of mine and we started a discussion on armpit hair and "girls taking care of themselves." I thought it was silly that a girl should be forced into shaving something because it is how they are "trained." She claimed that this girl with the armpit hair wasn't capable of "taking care of herself" when she clearly looks damn gorgeous in her other pics. I thought the armpit hair was sexy, and it got me thinking about hair in other areas...

 

[Mort Divine]

Its kind of weird having just met someone something like 2 weeks ago and knowing that she's the best person to have come into my life in a very long time.

But hey, I've found myself going to sleep happy and waking up with a smile - which is something I've not been able to say for years now so fuck convention.

 

[Vimana]

The same exact thing just happened to me. In the same time frame, too. It's odd, but pretty awesome.

 

[Episteme]

Aww how cute.

 

[Dak]

Is Vimana possibly "she".....

 

[King Richard]

Have I ever mentioned that I'd like to stick my penis in Hayley William's vagina? Yes, yes I would. (I just turned signatures back on and saw Mort's sig which is why I'm mentioning this now)

 

[Vimana]

Aww how cute.

It's just friendly so far. I'll see where it goes, I guess.

Is Vimana possibly "she".....

That reminded me of this thing that happened with this married couple in (I believe) Jordan. They met someone online and fell in love with them, and each talked shit about their spouse. Then, when they decided to meet, they found out it was just themselves.