Males and Females

[JontRevolting]

*man walks up to brothel counter*

"I wanna buy a heap o' sluts. How much will that cost me?"

desk clerk: "Well we sell them in heaps, barrels and palettes -- the more you buy, the less per slut."

 

[damnromulans]

sloughfeg, I met a Tasmanian metalhead named Simon a few weeks ago and asked if he knows you - he didn't.

The "game" is crazy! The chase is incredibly fun and the greatest reward IMO is convincing someone else that you're awesome and desirable. It's like being a salesperson. I kind of think interpersonal relations are all a great game of self-betterment.

Last night porkpal yelled "I LOVE YOUR BIG FAT ASS" in a heated moment. What's the dumbest thing you've ever said when you weren't thinking?

 

[Zephyrus]

Keeping it up this time. Not easy to get pictures of her.

 

[King Richard]

Can she juggle?

 

[SentinelSlain]

Sweet.

 

[Vimana]

What's the green thing?

 

[Zephyrus]

Can she juggle?

Haven't taught her yet.

She has a firearms license and some weekend I'll be heading up to her place so I can fire my first gun. Her grandfather owns a gun shop and does gun safety courses in her back yard. Gotta love Maine chicks.

 

[Zephyrus]

What's the green thing?

Peacock feather.

 

[Der Morgenstern]

That is a handsome girl.

 

[King Richard]

Haven't taught her yet.

She has a firearms license and some weekend I'll be heading up to her place so I can fire my first gun. Her grandfather owns a gun shop and does gun safety courses in her back yard. Gotta love Maine chicks.

You're going to teach her how to juggle and she's going to teach you how to fire a gun.

...

 

[Zephyrus]

Both require practice to be good at.

 

[Der Morgenstern]

You just point and pull the trigger.

 

[The Ozzman]

That's what she said

 

[zabu of nΩd]

That reminds me of a stupid youtube video i saw once of a girl who fired a .50 caliber handgun (i.e. Desert Eagle) which recoiled so hard it smacked her on the forehead.

 

[unknown]

I really don't understand the fucking feather in the hair phenomenon going on right now.

 

[SentinelSlain]

I really can't be bothered. I think wanking over porn for so long has made women unnecessary for me. This girl is nice but she's boring to talk to and not that hot, too chubby..

I don't know what to say to her.

 

[Srontgorrth]

"tonugght"

wat

 

[Master_Yoda77]

I need better pics to make a judgement, but I tend to disagree when most people saying so-and-so is "too chubby."

 

[SentinelSlain]

She made my bed sink...

 

[Master_Yoda77]

So?