Males and Females

[Episteme]

Oh wait. Wrong thread.

 

[SkeletonWitch]

Social skills are overrated. You just have to have the cojones to start a discussion, and from there, it's a trial and error process. Hardest part of it all is actually walking up to a girl and initiating a discussion. Now, I'm not exactly in a position to give lectures about this subject, since I've had my fair share of awkward moments myself, but for all you social awkward penguins out there, consider the following : maybe she wants to speak to you as well, but like you, is not doing it.

 

[SentinelSlain]

I was just saying Aussie and Kiwi women are more forward than British women.

 

[Satanstoenail]

I was just saying Aussie and Kiwi women are more forward than British women.

And something about shooting gang rapists. Oh and of course something about how you're desirable to women.

 

[Onder]

JAGE is losing sanity.

 

[JontRevolting]

I was just saying Aussie and Kiwi women are more forward than British women.

Fucking A!! Heaps 'o' sluts here if ya got the $!

 

[Master_Yoda77]

I lul'd at the "Heaps 'o' sluts"

 

[zabu of nΩd]

*man walks up to brothel counter*

"I wanna buy a heap o' sluts. How much will that cost me?"

desk clerk: "Well we sell them in heaps, barrels and palettes -- the more you buy, the less per slut."

 

[arg]

And something about shooting gang rapists. Oh and of course something about how you're desirable to women.

haha yeah i just reread his post and his stream of consciousness was hilarious, lol

 

[JontRevolting]

*man walks up to brothel counter*

"I wanna buy a heap o' sluts. How much will that cost me?"

desk clerk: "Well we sell them in heaps, barrels and palettes -- the more you buy, the less per slut."

 

[damnromulans]

sloughfeg, I met a Tasmanian metalhead named Simon a few weeks ago and asked if he knows you - he didn't.

The "game" is crazy! The chase is incredibly fun and the greatest reward IMO is convincing someone else that you're awesome and desirable. It's like being a salesperson. I kind of think interpersonal relations are all a great game of self-betterment.

Last night porkpal yelled "I LOVE YOUR BIG FAT ASS" in a heated moment. What's the dumbest thing you've ever said when you weren't thinking?

 

[Zephyrus]

Keeping it up this time. Not easy to get pictures of her.

 

[King Richard]

Can she juggle?

 

[SentinelSlain]

Sweet.

 

[Vimana]

What's the green thing?

 

[Zephyrus]

Can she juggle?

Haven't taught her yet.

She has a firearms license and some weekend I'll be heading up to her place so I can fire my first gun. Her grandfather owns a gun shop and does gun safety courses in her back yard. Gotta love Maine chicks.

 

[Zephyrus]

What's the green thing?

Peacock feather.

 

[Der Morgenstern]

That is a handsome girl.

 

[King Richard]

Haven't taught her yet.

She has a firearms license and some weekend I'll be heading up to her place so I can fire my first gun. Her grandfather owns a gun shop and does gun safety courses in her back yard. Gotta love Maine chicks.

You're going to teach her how to juggle and she's going to teach you how to fire a gun.

...

 

[Zephyrus]

Both require practice to be good at.