Males and Females

[Onder]

Sounds identical to the problem I had/have. The downside of pretending to bullshit is you run the risk of coming off as fake, so the better thing to do is figure out a couple of popular "bullshit" pop culture things that you don't mind and learn them well enough so it's not fake.

wtf

EDIT: That is horrible.

 

[Onder]

Everything you say Dakryn, is wrong pathetic bullshit.

 

[Onder]

I would fucking kill myself if I lived on the same continent as you.

 

[Dak]

Go back to drinking and fucking.

 

[Onder]

Go back to drinking and fucking.

I will continue doing things not influenced by any of your fucking bullshit shit and that's my success. Everyone who reads your bullshit wants to commit suicide.

 

[Dak]

I will continue doing things not influenced by any of your fucking bullshit shit and that's my success. Everyone who reads your bullshit wants to commit suicide.

:Spin:

You have the most admittedly empty life on this board. Kudos.

Edit: Except maybe DD.

 

[Onder]

You have the most admittedly empty life on this board. Kudos.

Then again, you don't know much about me and you make things up in your mind all the time, so taking anything you say seriously would be downright silly.

 

[Dak]

Then again, you don't know much about me and you make things up in your mind all the time, so taking anything you say seriously would be downright silly.

You post pointless bullshit (like losing a hand) and wax long(or short) on about drinking, then fucking, then more drinking, then masturbation, then more drinking, then more fucking. It's like a peak into the Stone Age.

 

[Onder]

You post pointless bullshit (like losing a hand) and wax long(or short) on about drinking, then fucking, then more drinking, then masturbation, then more drinking, then more fucking. It's like a peak into the Stone Age.

At least I'm not wrong all the time and an annoying piece of shit.

 

[Dak]

At least I'm not wrong all the time and an annoying piece of shit.

So you think.

Grant has a personality that is not advantageous for socialization in the modern banality of western civilization. I offered him some practical advice to get by, learned from experience. What's your solution? Go find a horse faced chick and get drunk?

 

[Onder]

So you think.

Grant has a personality that is not advantageous for socialization in the modern banality of western civilization. I offered him some practical advice to get by, learned from experience. What's your solution? Go find a horse faced chick and get drunk?

I don't want to talk to you, but Your post I wtf'd at said to fight off coming off as fake by faking. It's a horrible advice.

 

[Dak]

I don't want to talk to you, but Your post I wtf'd at said to fight off coming off as fake by faking. It's a horrible advice.

That's not what I said.

The downside of pretending to bullshit is you run the risk of coming off as fake, so the better thing to do is figure out a couple of popular "bullshit" pop culture things that you don't mind and learn them well enough so it's not fake.

So in your mind, trying to find or generate some common ground is "fake". You live an un-fascinatingly myopic existence.

 

[PhlegethonVeins]

You're both so very silly.

 

[monoxide_child]

All women are crazy.

at least the women that are willing to have sex with me

the last girl i had sex with schizophrenic and refering to herself in the 3rd person
she was also narcisistic, refering to herself as "The Goddess"
she was completely obsesed with me
and she was bi-polar with her 2 poles being
A) wanting to have freaky-kinky sex with me
and
B)wanting to kill me
and finnally lying to the cops and getting me arrested for atempted murder (which with no evidence was eventually dropped)

one of my girlfriends before this actually instructed me to have sex with her sister as a birthday present for the sister(the 3 of us were already walking around naked in front of each other all day every day anyway) and my girlfriend was watching and masturbating while i fucked her sister, it was weird

 

[SentinelSlain]

I had nice date at a fancy restaurant with this really pretty Russian girl. I didn't kiss her or anything though. She's all smiley and sweet though and we spoke a lot. I might be a bit out of my depth in terms of class.

 

[-CC-]

Quite confused about myself atm. I finally brought that cute french chick to my pad last night and we started getting down and dirty. Then, for the first time in my life I got hardcore whiskey dick and was very embarrassed about the whole thing and we ended up not having sex. The next morning when we woke up, we decided to finish the deed, but once again my warrior refused the call to arms. Only for a brief moment of about 5 seconds did he stand, but quickly succumbed to nothingness. She was a good sport about it, but I still haven't felt this shitty about myself in years. I have no idea what's going on, has anyone had this problem before? Whiskey dick is one thing, but surely it shouldn't spread to when I'm sober? We will attempt to have sex again soon, but now I'm petrified that it will happen next time as well.

 

[PhlegethonVeins]

Being scared it will happen again next time will only increase the chances.

 

[SentinelSlain]

My advice is, next time, get the girl to kind of grind with you outside the door to your apartment, before your subconscious freaks out, and maybe snog you as well, then hopefully you will get a boner that will stay for the duration.

 

[CF87]

I can't get an erection if I touch alcohol. Don't dwell on it.

 

[unknown]

I actually kind of agree with JAGE's advice. Encourage her to do something to get you going first to make sure things are working properly