Males and Females

[Zephyrus]

I suppose Grant doesn't live deep enough in the South to distinguish romantic interest from "Southern hospitality."

 

[SentinelSlain]

I demand full name, date of birth, occupation/school, picture with clothes on, picture naked and favorite sex position so I can find her in my database of czech ladies.

I kind of don't dare.

 

[damnromulans]

Yeah don't fuck your landlord bro. Austin has 234729347239478239423 cute girls everywhere.

My ex who said at one point that I wasn't pretty enough for him is hitting me up. HAHA SUCK IT

 

[Vimana]

I hung out with a female coworker last night and things got out of hand in that we were pretty baked and told each other personal stuff. It was pretty unexpected, and rather interesting. I'm not sure I'll even bring it up again, though.

 

[SentinelSlain]

I really hate women right now. Fucking bitches. Fuck.

 

[King Richard]

I can attest to the fact that there is an infinite supply of hotties in Austin. It's like a gold mine really.

 

[unknown]

well it makes sense...it's a college town

 

[Satanstoenail]

Yeah i'm being a little silly. I haven't even started hitting the bars here yet (that'll be either tonight or tomorrow) and i'm sure meeting chicks is a lot easier here than in Richmond, so i'll just focus on that.

Just remember, subtle negging, funny anecdote, light kino, then gambit.

 

[monoxide_child]

I mean, the fact that i'm (1) her tenant, (2) way younger than her, and (3) clearly inexperienced with women

be very carefull here, 1)this ^^^ is making me think that she just might be one of those completely totally hetero females that absolutely positively needs to have male friends that she's never going to sleep with in a million years
there's a pretty good chance that she has no freaking idea that she looks like she's flirting with you and if that's the case, then there's a pretty good chance that if you ask her out, she will either think you are joking or get really really freaked out, or both

2) if she's atracted to guys older than herself
she's not going to date you because she's looking at you the way she would look at her ofspring
and this could be an explination of why she's accidently acting in a way that looks like she's flirting

3)if she really is sexually interested in you, you've got a different problem, you're her tennant don't dip your pen in the company ink

 

[SentinelSlain]

.... Some shit.

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

You're a fucking weirdo.

 

[SentinelSlain]

Fuck you midget slam pedo.

 

[Dak]

It's not so much SS's fault. It's systemic. Britain is a shithole.

 

[SentinelSlain]

A lot of it is, but you aren't really qualified to say. Anyway, I'm quite drunk, so that's my explanation if what I said was deemed inappropriate according to the great oracle of wisdom that is V5.

 

[Dak]

I'm sure there are still pieces of GB that are idyllic. I'm speaking in the broad generality of the government, culture, people, and urban centers.

 

[Saparmurat_Niyazov]

Pretty much every other (former) British Colony - which includes Muricuh - is in the same boat.

 

[zabu of nΩd]

My eyes have just been blinded by the glaring generalizations you two have made.

 

[SentinelSlain]

I'm wondering wildly about which places you might actually like, in terms of the criteria listed. I made a drunken post about getting a hot girl's number and now the full level of the decline which has befallen Western civilization has been realised. I better go to a gay club next time, fuck.

 

[Dak]

My eyes have just been blinded by the glaring generalizations you two have made.

Of course they are generalizations. Generalizations exist to serve a purpose.

@SS:

 

[Onder]

I'm wondering wildly about which places you might actually like, in terms of the criteria listed. I made a drunken post about getting a hot girl's number and now the full level of the decline which has befallen Western civilization has been realised. I better go to a gay club next time, fuck.

Which bars/clubs do you go to in Prague?