King Richard
Hello there
I can attest to the fact that there is an infinite supply of hotties in Austin. It's like a gold mine really.
zabu of nΩd;10271312 said:Yeah i'm being a little silly. I haven't even started hitting the bars here yet (that'll be either tonight or tomorrow) and i'm sure meeting chicks is a lot easier here than in Richmond, so i'll just focus on that.
zabu of nΩd;10270896 said:I mean, the fact that i'm (1) her tenant, (2) way younger than her, and (3) clearly inexperienced with women
zabu of nΩd;10272558 said:My eyes have just been blinded by the glaring generalizations you two have made.
I'm wondering wildly about which places you might actually like, in terms of the criteria listed. I made a drunken post about getting a hot girl's number and now the full level of the decline which has befallen Western civilization has been realised. I better go to a gay club next time, fuck.
UGH I'm an idiot
PP and I go to a shitty local gym with probably ~100 members. I thought it would be funny to post a fake "missed connections" ad on Craigslist pretending to be an admirer. Well he figured it out instantly and I got a shitload of replies from gym members - I debunked them and then instantly realized gym visits will be awkward from here on out as I am the only gym member of Asian descent and it will be totally obvious. FUCK