Males and Females

[damnromulans]

How interesting.

 

[arg]

i can't remember who i'm quoting, but about ten years ago, some celebrity person was once quoted as saying "freakishly ugly people are really awesome in bed if you blindfold yourself first"

for me there is -no such thing- as awesome sex with ugly people. no matter how exceedingly well my penis could be physically stimulated, i simply wouldn't be able to get over my repulsion at their hideousness, so the act would never even have the chance to occur.

 

[PhlegethonVeins]

That is based off of the assumption that they're willing to put in extra effort to made the deed pleasurable...which also assumes two other things. 1) Anyone on the attractive end doesn't put forth effort ; 2)The lesser attractive person has had plenty of well rounded practice. The first is more likely than the second, yet still a massive assumption.

In other words, it is pretty silly.

 

[SentinelSlain]

Krampus, why do women stand men up?

 

[The Ozzman]

Krampus, why do women stand me up?

Because of your DSLs

 

[Vimana]

It makes them feel inadequate.

 

[damnromulans]

Because an unrelated-to-you dude fucked them over? I dunno. I don't play that. I'd at least send the "sorry uhhh I have diarrhea" excuse text.

DSLs are great. My initial and current attraction to PP is heavily based off his DSLs

 

[SentinelSlain]

He looks kind of gormless.

 

[damnromulans]

 

[SentinelSlain]

My mother said getting stood up was "what goes around comes around" because I dumped some gorgeous Russian girl before coming back from Prague.

 

[King Richard]

I don't think it'd be much of a revolutionary idea to say that you got the long hard shaft of the great equalizer that is karma.

 

[The Butt]

Woman barely talks to me anymore, debating breaking up with her tbh. I dunno. We were on break for a good week or so in which we barely spoke. But now it's like... she still doesn't. I dunno.

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

My mother said getting stood up was "what goes around comes around" because I dumped some gorgeous Russian girl before coming back from Prague.

Well here's one of your problems.

and Karma haha really? King, I am disappoint.

Listen to Kramp, notice how her impulse was to lie? There is a clue there.

 

[Dak]

Whatever you want to call it; karma, just deserts, etc. What goes around comes around.

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

wat

Oh I forgot you believe in an invisible man in the sky, right.

 

[King Richard]

Well here's one of your problems.

and Karma haha really? King, I am disappoint.

Listen to Kramp, notice how her impulse was to lie? There is a clue there.

What? Karma is real bro.

 

[Onder]

...

 

[SentinelSlain]

 

[PhlegethonVeins]

Wat.

 

[Dak]

wat

Oh I forgot you believe in an invisible man in the sky, right.

It has nothing to do with some sort of divine arbiter or judge. Actions have natural consequences.