Males and Females

[Satanstoenail]

I haven't gotten laid in forever. Not since Friday. Probably won't today either.

 

[Akirahito]

I'm going to get laid in an hour or less. I still kind of have my period so it will be hilarious.

The sneak attack. "I won't bleed until he plunges it out of me...surprise!"

 

[monoxide_child]

March 12th for me. Probably will be a while more still since I'm really mentally fucked right now.

getting laid might help with your "mentally fucked" problem

 

[Saparmurat_Niyazov]

The sneak attack. "I won't bleed until he plunges it out of me...surprise!"

uke:

 

[Vimana]

I wont till I get back to uni, but that's not too far away. I just need to convert some female friend who blatantly fancies me into a fuckbuddy without her thinking anything more than that could ever develop.

Fuck her, then take her out for coffee the next day, then find some way to rant about cultural relativism.

 

[King Richard]

The sneak attack. "I won't bleed until he plunges it out of me...surprise!"

hahahahahahahhahah


that's fucked up

 

[The Butt]

I haven't gotten laid in forever. Not since Friday. Probably won't today either.

Nearly 4 years now. Fuck all y'all. Smokes, let's go.

 

[Dak]

So did I, high five brah.

/brofist.

It suddenly occurred to me that the following stereotypical conversation is kind of like ridiculous "I wouldn't hit that" internet standards:

Married Guy: Got laid last night, and every night before that.

Unmarried guy, hasn't had sex in months/years: Yeah but dude, thats the same pussy every night, I would get tired of that/it doesn't count.


10 minutes earlier/later....

Unmarried guy: Man I need to get laid dawg, like, my shits gettin cobwebs n shit. Been for-fuckin-ever man. I'd fuck anything with a pussy right now.


............................

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

The value of vagina decreases the older it gets and the more frequent you use it. That's a fact.

 

[Akirahito]

The value of vagina decreases the older it gets and the more frequent you use it. That's a fact.

Damnit. Why didn't I invest in gold instead of vagina?

 

[damnromulans]

GOLD BRICKS!

Oh man. Was like someone squirted a catsup bottle all over the place. Nah just kidding.

 

[unknown]

 

[PhlegethonVeins]

/brofist.

It suddenly occurred to me that the following stereotypical conversation is kind of like ridiculous "I wouldn't hit that" internet standards:

Married Guy: Got laid last night, and every night before that.

Unmarried guy, hasn't had sex in months/years: Yeah but dude, thats the same pussy every night, I would get tired of that/it doesn't count.


10 minutes earlier/later....

Unmarried guy: Man I need to get laid dawg, like, my shits gettin cobwebs n shit. Been for-fuckin-ever man. I'd fuck anything with a pussy right now.


............................

Yep.

 

[Dak]

 

[damnromulans]

The value of vagina decreases the older it gets and the more frequent you use it. That's a fact.

How's your collection of prepubescent virgins going?

 

[monoxide_child]

How's your collection of prepubescent virgins going?

 

[Onder]

How's your collection of prepubescent virgins going?

Don't try to blur the value of your cunt.

 

[monoxide_child]

How's your collection of prepubescent virgins going?

i like slutty post-menopausal women
so i have no need for pre-pubescent virgins

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

How's your collection of prepubescent virgins going?

18-25 is ripe. After that pussy ages like bread.

 

[King Richard]

You mean it's like whenever you go to make a sandwich it looks ok inside the bag but once you pull out all of the stuff for your sandwich and then go to grab two pieces of bread you realize it's all moldy but you're so hungry you say fuck it and make the sandwich anyway because you justify that there are starving kids in africa who would kill for that bread and if something were to ever happen to you personally this bread would be a godsend.