Satanstoenail
My Larpstyle determines my Derpstyle
I haven't gotten laid in forever. Not since Friday. Probably won't today either.

I haven't gotten laid in forever. Not since Friday. Probably won't today either.
I'm going to get laid in an hour or less. I still kind of have my period so it will be hilarious.
March 12th for me. Probably will be a while more still since I'm really mentally fucked right now.
The sneak attack. "I won't bleed until he plunges it out of me...surprise!"
I wont till I get back to uni, but that's not too far away. I just need to convert some female friend who blatantly fancies me into a fuckbuddy without her thinking anything more than that could ever develop.
The sneak attack. "I won't bleed until he plunges it out of me...surprise!"
I haven't gotten laid in forever. Not since Friday. Probably won't today either.
So did I, high five brah.
The value of vagina decreases the older it gets and the more frequent you use it. That's a fact.
/brofist.
It suddenly occurred to me that the following stereotypical conversation is kind of like ridiculous "I wouldn't hit that" internet standards:
Married Guy: Got laid last night, and every night before that.
Unmarried guy, hasn't had sex in months/years: Yeah but dude, thats the same pussy every night, I would get tired of that/it doesn't count.
10 minutes earlier/later....
Unmarried guy: Man I need to get laid dawg, like, my shits gettin cobwebs n shit. Been for-fuckin-ever man. I'd fuck anything with a pussy right now.
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The value of vagina decreases the older it gets and the more frequent you use it. That's a fact.
How's your collection of prepubescent virgins going?
How's your collection of prepubescent virgins going?
How's your collection of prepubescent virgins going?