Males and Females

[Satanstoenail]

Frank is not for you. Try with real girl. Real girl sounds more real.

 

[Zephyrus]

Never go for distance. It will only cause more anguish. And more emo FB statuses.

 

[The Butt]

Well ya know I got my hair straightened tonight, rocking the emo fringes... so I may as well go all-out. In for a penny, in for a pound.

 

[zabu of nΩd]

let it be known that this man, with his antiquated adages, has surely earned his right to rock the emo fringes.

 

[The Butt]

I'll post a picture tomorrow so long as SS does not decide to put boobs on it. :V LUL

Also, I've failed, GMD. I have failed. I've succumbed to her devil tricks. We'll see where this goes.

 

[monoxide_child]

there's a girl that's in love with me
she loves sex and [i really don't want to be too graphic here]
she's in love with me because i'm awesome in bed
how do i tell this girl that she's horrible in bed??
i don't want to hurt her feelings, i just want better sex

 

[Zephyrus]

You could teach her.

 

[damnromulans]

Why not have your cake and eat it too, Butt?

 

[SentinelSlain]

got a date with some girl I had one previous date with last year. I don't find her massively hot, but we really get on and I need a social life.

 

[AllShallFall]

You could teach her.

Hell yes. If she wants you, then why the fuck not?

 

[PhlegethonVeins]

Also, I've failed, GMD. I have failed. I've succumbed to her devil tricks. We'll see where this goes.

Well, at least she is far away. The only thing that can be affected by this is your feelings and time being wasted away.

 

[waif]

Girlfriend and I are on a break. Not sure if we'll get back together. Her depression has gotten to the point where it's causing her to constantly lash out at me, and I can't deal with it anymore. If she can get help and reach some level of emotional stability maybe we can work things out, but for now this needs to stop. Really not happy about it, as I love her very much.

 

[The Butt]

Why not have your cake and eat it too, Butt?

I dunno if I could do that.

 

[damnromulans]

Girlfriend and I are on a break. Not sure if we'll get back together. Her depression has gotten to the point where it's causing her to constantly lash out at me, and I can't deal with it anymore. If she can get help and reach some level of emotional stability maybe we can work things out, but for now this needs to stop. Really not happy about it, as I love her very much.

That sucks a lot. Sorry to hear it. Totally not either of your faults.

 

[Krow]

Girlfriend and I are on a break. Not sure if we'll get back together. Her depression has gotten to the point where it's causing her to constantly lash out at me, and I can't deal with it anymore. If she can get help and reach some level of emotional stability maybe we can work things out, but for now this needs to stop. Really not happy about it, as I love her very much.

I know this situation way too well. My fiance and I have been together for three years and she's pushed s to the brink so many times. Well her depression has anyway. It just sucks and I wish there was an easy way to fix it or something More positive I can say.

 

[monoxide_child]

Hell yes. If she wants you, then why the fuck not?

because she's as crazy as hell
it's the crazy as hell girl i'm talking about here
http://www.ultimatemetal.com/forum/gmd-social-forum/605240-males-females-369.html

 

[Akirahito]

Why do I even read this fucking thread? Jesus tits.

 

[Onder]

I would like to have sex now pls.

 

[Xorv]

so 6 months later whatever happened with um......yoda.....ya i think it was master yoda.

k be back in 6 months to see the response.

 

[Satanstoenail]

there's a girl that's in love with me
she loves sex and [i really don't want to be too graphic here]
she's in love with me because i'm awesome in bed
how do i tell this girl that she's horrible in bed??
i don't want to hurt her feelings, i just want better sex

Are these bad lyrics?