monoxide_child
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which post are you pissed about??
also
http://www.break.com/pranks/reporters-skirt-wasnt-ready-for-air-2326938
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which post are you pissed about??
also
http://www.break.com/pranks/reporters-skirt-wasnt-ready-for-air-2326938
Serjeant Grumbles
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You'd need more than just a blindfold. Chicks who look like that generally have bad hygiene. I feel bad for your nose.
I would have sex with a 17 year old dude no problem. It would probably be shit but it would be something to say I'd done.
PhlegethonVeins
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you're stupid.
If I was 40 Id still fuck that chick
No, he was merely considering the consequences of sleeping with someone of that age, not physically either. Though she isn't overly attractive either, hell with how hard she is trying to highlight her features she actually becomes rather unattractive.
arg
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*your
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for me they cannot be "awesome in bed" if they are ugly. no matter how skilled they are at sucking or humping or acrobatic sex positions, they are getting nowhere near my dick. it wouldn't even get hard, in fact it might hide itself inwards.
yes, and disgusting body shape, skin texture, and hair in the wrong places.
monoxide_child
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i actually enjoy the scent of a female that hasn't showered in a few days,
but if she hasn't showered in a few weeks, then yeah, that smell would freak me out
i mentioned this already
here
http://www.ultimatemetal.com/forum/10335669-post33.html
monoxide_child
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a lot of cougars would disagree with you
a lot of women really really like watching a guy cum, so those might have no problem with a "minute man"
a lot of women feel really flattered when a guy cums really fast
and a lot of women love how a teen-age guy can sometimes have several orgasms with a single erection
and lots of women totally love how young guys have a shorter "recovery period" where a guy under 20 can go from ejaculating to shriveled limp to fully erect again within 40 seconds
a lot of women over 40 would kill you to fuck a 17 year-old-guy
Matt
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Cougars can be fun sometimes. I actually hooked up with one somewhat recently and she wore me out. Fuckin hot Filipino chick.
Mort Divine
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Do you have nothing better to do than insult a person's womanhood simply because they do not conform to your idea of what a woman should be?
Fucking twat.
Seriously. I think flamboyant and effeminate men are sort of gross but it's not my business.
Would you guys fuck this girl? Shes 17...
Mother of god. In a heartbeat.
clschniffer
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You really have to be an absolute looser to post anything in here, going on about those chicks you would "totally" bang but will never even approach because in the real life you're nothing but a freaking retard. At the end of the day you're just a lonely piece of shit spending money on your right hand hoping for it not to leave you. Seriously guys WTF?!
crimsonfloyd
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So I'm talking to this other girl now and her name is Ashley.
I'd post a pic for you guys but the past four times I've done that shit went south so maybe later or something, haha.
The only bad thing is she has a three year old son. I mean, I don't really care that much as long as I don't have to deal with the father if it ever comes to me being around her often. Not really ideal but whatever, we'll see what happens.
Make sure she's on birth control, otherwise you might be a broken condom away from having a Prince Richard.
monoxide_child
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you already planned on saying that before you really looked at the picture, didn't you??
seriously
the pic looks like a guy, not really a bad-looking guy, but i'm seriously having trouble believing that the person in that photo doesn't have a prostate
monoxide_child
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actually
your post was not only merely offensive to bi-sexual people
it's also actually pretty offensive to slutty people that are not bi-sexual
think about it for a sec
if a completely gay guy decides to be a total slut and suck every dick he can find, that doesn't automatically mean that you can convince him to "be bisexual" and touch a woman's pussy
way to go man, you've offended 2 completely different categories of people with a single post
Mort Divine
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no, i saw the picture, looked to see if the person might have actually been a transgender female and was preparing to rip into you for being transphobic
when i realized you were just being a sexist piece of shit i just went with that
Have you been meditating on how to make this first post since October? Anyway, nothing in that post makes sense and you might want to consider dying in a fire.
Edit: In response to monoxide's criticism of the girl Rick posted, does a normal BMI automatically indicate that a woman might in fact be packing a rod? Serious question.
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