Males and Females

[monoxide_child]

i was actually going to help people with their relationship problems, but since no one pays any fucking attention to my advice on this paticular thread, i'm instead going to announce to you guys that the girl i was dating (the blue-haired boy's ex and the woman that someone described as looking like a thinner person with an inner-tube underneath her shirt) has just now broken-up with me, on facebook,

also
i never actually broke up with the crazy-girl that broke-down and cried in the middle of the road about a year ago, so i ended up making out with her a couple of hours ago

so
yesterday i'm hanging out with one of those girls that kinda randomly travels across the country, she spent all afternoon telling people "i've only been in Texas for 3 days" and then last night i fucked her

i officially feel like a slut now

 

[monoxide_child]

"drinks my own urine while participating in gunplay with 6 transsexual partners simultaneously"

if by "gunplay" you mean huge-boobed-transexuals having fully hard dicks, then that looks like a porn movie i just watched

 

[Mort Divine]

Once you stop playing the Game you lose.

 

[viewerfromnihil]

if by "gunplay" you mean huge-boobed-transexuals having fully hard dicks, then that looks like a porn movie i just watched

Fucking sig'd

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

"Doing me first" = "keeping your game up" because "having your own life" is universally attractive.

Slam dunk!

Jimmy you strike me as an awfully jealous person. I'd imagine it leads to frequent and nonsensical arguments with your... uh, prey, shall we say?

Jealous? no, not at all. I've been in plenty of open relationships. As far as the arguments go I always stay calm and reasonable. It's less about being right or wrong and more about how I feel and being honest about it. I learn through those experiences. When ever I start dating a girl and it seems to be getting a bit more serious I usually let her know I want to continue dating and be with other women.

 

[Dak]

Slam dunk!

BTW, when I said "give this guy a medal", I was only being half sarcastic. Generals get to do that. What I meant by not "working on my game" means I don't do PUA bullshit or small talk with the wimmenz. I despise all that shit.

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

I hear ya dude

 

[Der Morgenstern]

You'd be surprised how many women are DTF if you just straight up suggest it once you get the vibe they're into you.

'Hey, want to come over to my place afterwards?'

STICK THAT PENIS INTO THAT VAGINA.

 

[Matt]

You'd be surprised how many women are DTF if you just straight up suggest it once you get the vibe they're into you.

'Hey, want to come over to my place afterwards?'

STICK THAT PENIS INTO THAT VAGINA.

You either get a great reception or one of pure disgust when doing this. It NEVER works if a girl is in a group or with her friends because she doesn't want to be viewed as a slut.

 

[The Butt]

Making a spaghetti dinner for my girlfriend this weekend. Cute or cliche?

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

^ Neither, just straight up Owned.

 

[Mort Divine]

No crying over thrown plates of spaghetti

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

Wait a minute, Butt, how long were you seeing this girl before she became your "GF"?

 

[The Butt]

Wait a minute, Butt, how long were you seeing this girl before she became your "GF"?

We started seeing each other at the start of March. We became bf and GF about halfway through the month.

 

[sevag00]

We started seeing each other at the start of March. We became bf and GF about halfway through the month.

How do you know if she has become your gf? Do you ask her to be your gf?

 

[The Butt]

How do you know if she has become your gf? Do you ask her to be your gf?

She asked me to be her bf actually. :Spin:

 

[SentinelSlain]

I wouldn't fuck a mulleted lesbian.

 

[damnromulans]

PP does everything right. I'm all krampus because he didn't give me a baby this month. Every month when I'm all grumpy he draws me a bath and cooks me a steak or seafood dinner with spinach to get my iron levels up.

 

[Mort Divine]

I wouldn't fuck a mulleted lesbian.

You wouldn't have to worry about it unless you are okay with raping someone, which wouldn't be too surprising.

 

[Zephyrus]

Making a spaghetti dinner for my girlfriend this weekend. Cute or cliche?

Unimpressive.

I'm cooking LG some chicken cacciatore tonight.