Males and Females

[whiskey funeral]

Yes but you have sex like all the time.

I do? That's news to me.

No, they can be tall too. HYUCK HYUCK HYUCK!

*RIMSHOT!*

 

[monoxide_child]

Lots of reasons.

1) Out of the 8 schools I went to I was expelled from ALL of them. 2 of them twice.
2) After 6th grade I got really lazy from smoking weed every day.
3) In 8th grade I just stopped caring about everything completely, partially because I was taking pills.
4) I got in fights pretty often, and because as you guys know i'm such a "controversial" person, as in every I do say is always different from everyone else, therefore people tried to pick on me, so I picked on them back and was called out when it came to who's doing what, and all my teachers hated my guts.
5) In 7th grade the only reason I passed was because a girl that helped me want to succeed.
6) I wasn't able to go to suspension school because I was white and young, and the people there were all violent criminals and juveniles, the first time I went there ( I was only in 6th grade) I had at least 15 people threaten to kill me that were in high school, and got punched in the face twice and got tripped a lot, so I wasn't able to do the work like you would there, if you wanted to take the work home there would be a shitload more.

awesome story

also
i didn't finish highschool either
and i couldn't get a GED because the name on my highschool records didn't match the name on my social security card/state ID

i had a piece of paper that will change my name to fix the problem, just got to lazy to do it

 

[EffigyForgotten]

awesome story

also
i didn't finish highschool either
and i couldn't get a GED because the name on my highschool records didn't match the name on my social security card/state ID

i had a piece of paper that will change my name to fix the problem, just got to lazy to do it

So how old are you and how long before your parents kicked you out of the house?

 

[monoxide_child]

So how old are you and how long before your parents kicked you out of the house?

29

and when my mom discovered that there were homeless shelters in this state

 

[monoxide_child]

I thought tranny was a short version of transsexual.

No, they can be tall too. HYUCK HYUCK HYUCK!

*RIMSHOT!*

 

[EffigyForgotten]

29

and when my mom discovered that there were homeless shelters in this state

Wow why didn't you finish school then?

 

[Eligos]

I do? That's news to me.

Didn't you know? That's all people do when they're in relationships, fuck and eat.

 

[monoxide_child]

Wow why didn't you finish school then?

my mom moved
and i had to be a "transfer student" in order to keep going to the same highschool that i'd been going to
even though my new apt was still inside the city limits of the same freaking city

which meant that i "couldn't get into any trouble at all"
and i ended up getting kicked out of MacArther High for "violating the dress code" on a day that i wasn't wearing a belt

the lines for who goes to which hishschool are drawn weird in Irving's shool district, where i would have had to go to Nimitz High, even though i lived less than a mile from Irving High

i got around this by "withdrawing from public school" so i could go to a charter school, which coincedentally just happened to be within easy walking distance of where i lived

all the class work was on the computer, and the work was self-paced, so i ended up doing about 3 years worht of work in about 3 months, then, getting bored, i used the word-proccessor on the computer to write erotica, printed it, and passed it around to the whole class, and when the teacher noticed the entire class reading the same sheet of paper, i ended up getting kicked out that school, tried to get a GED because i couldn't go back to public school and the other charter school was father away

 

[EffigyForgotten]

Wow that is some fucking bullshit bro.

 

[unknown]

I don't think m_c understands how quotation marks work.

In relation to the last few pages:

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

My muse.

 

[monoxide_child]

i personally am not offended by the term "tranny"

but transgendered people get offended by it

i guess it's like saying fag or dyke

 

[AllShallFall]

This high school named Patriot High School fucked me (and many other people) over, so I went to a charter school. Most of the responsibility was placed on me, which I thoroughly enjoyed, and I thrived there. I went from being behind to being ahead and getting my diploma early. Patriot was a complete piece of shit. I went to elementary and middle in a different district, so when I got to Patriot, I was basically told that, even though I was very bright and was advanced, I needed to take remedial classes.
Going to a charter school was better, since I partially had control of my education, rather than being a slave to a damn school district's expectations.

i got around this by "withdrawing from public school" so i could go to a charter school, which coincedentally just happened to be within easy walking distance of where i lived

all the class work was on the computer, and the work was self-paced, so i ended up doing about 3 years worht of work in about 3 months, then, getting bored, i used the word-proccessor on the computer to write erotica, printed it, and passed it around to the whole class, and when the teacher noticed the entire class reading the same sheet of paper, i ended up getting kicked out that school, tried to get a GED because i couldn't go back to public school and the other charter school was father away

What the fuck, man. What in the fuck were you thinking when printed erotica on a school computer and then passed it around to people? And you got expelled. Story of your life, bro

 

[monoxide_child]

What the fuck, man. What in the fuck were you thinking when printed erotica on a school computer and then passed it around to people? And you got expelled. Story of your life, bro

yeah, i know, i'm an idiot


unrelated
@ Onder
i only just now found out this site existed
http://www.girllookslikeabitch.com/

 

[Zephyrus]

The only contexts in which I've encountered the word tranny is on pornographic websites, as a category to promote the sexual exploitation of a specific group.

Because that's all most people care about in other people, whether or not they are worth fucking or fapping to. That's the more fundamental issue you are attacking, Dave, and on the internet it's a losing battle. Our only hope is that (and we have a living example before us) people who are so indiscreet with their disrespect for other human beings will be less likely to procreate.

 

[monoxide_child]

The only contexts in which I've encountered the word tranny is on pornographic websites, as a category to promote the sexual exploitation of a specific group.

if someone is not refering to porn, then they would just use the word "transexual" or "transgendered"

 

[whiskey funeral]

Didn't you know? That's all people do when they're in relationships, fuck and eat.

Oh yeah! Duh, I knew that.

 

[The Ozzman]

The only contexts in which I've encountered the word tranny is on pornographic websites, as a category to promote the sexual exploitation of a specific group.

Because that's all most people care about in other people, whether or not they are worth fucking or fapping to. That's the more fundamental issue you are attacking, Dave, and on the internet it's a losing battle. Our only hope is that (and we have a living example before us) people who are so indiscreet with their disrespect for other human beings will be less likely to procreate.

 

[Matt]

Today at work one of my girl friends asked if I wanted to join her and her boyfriend in the bedroom. Apparently he's bi, and wants to suck my dick. The girl is totally cute and apparently a freak, so I'm leaning towards doing it.

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

Gay, the guy is gay. He's gay. Gay.